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Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle

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Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-05 22:46:28


Who is your vote for this showdown of pure comedy gold?

Now here's the thing I like Dane Cook but he is nowhere near as funny as Dave Chapelle

You agree, yes?


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-05 22:51:38


Implying Dane Cook is funny.

Ohhh You!!

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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-05 22:54:56


Dane Cook isn't funny, he just drags out his jokes with such obnoxious enthusiasm and it takes him like 5 minutes to just say his one joke then people laugh cause he's SO FUNNY.

Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-05 22:57:09


I don't really find either too terribly funny.

My favorite comedian would definitely be Chris Rock. He's one of few to actually make me rofl.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-05 23:00:29


Chappelle is much funnier than Cook, but Chappelle doesn't have much presence when performing standup. He is much funnier in sketch format.

Personally, I'm a Doug Benson fan.

Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-05 23:52:56


Neither.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-05 23:55:46


It's too hard to pick between the two. They're both so awesome it's ridiculous.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-05 23:58:01


Dane Cook tends to take other people's jokes, Dave Chappelle is at least far more original and funnier. Dave Chapelle no contest.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 00:00:45


EVERYONE/THING POPULAR MUST BE HATED TO THE GREATEST POSSIBLE EXTREMA.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 00:01:04


Man, I hate mainstream. I only pick the other mainstream. The mainstream of people who hate whats mainstream.

Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 00:02:48


At 4/6/10 12:00 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: EVERYONE/THING POPULAR MUST BE HATED TO THE GREATEST POSSIBLE EXTREMA.

AND THE MOST OBSCURE/UNKNOWN THINGS/PEOPLE ARE AMAZING.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 00:24:34


At 4/6/10 12:02 AM, RuinedMartyr wrote:
At 4/6/10 12:00 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: EVERYONE/THING POPULAR MUST BE HATED TO THE GREATEST POSSIBLE EXTREMA.
AND THE MOST OBSCURE/UNKNOWN THINGS/PEOPLE ARE AMAZING.

Yeah even if they're incredibly lame but who cares?

Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 00:41:53


What the fuck has Dave Chapelle done lately?

No seriously, didn't he rage quite because they were always asking him to do the couch skit and because of execs?

I dislike Dane Cook, but Chapelle hasn't done anything lately.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 00:44:52


Dane Cook can be funny, you're a shit-fuck if you deny that.
But Dave Chapelle is fucking hilarious. I love Tyrone.

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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 00:45:06


Both are funny, but a wider range of people like Dave Chapelle more. Where as only teenagers like Dane Cook.

Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 00:47:19


At 4/5/10 11:56 PM, Canas wrote: Dane Cook isn't funny because everybody thinks he's funny and I hate what everyone thinks is funny because I am alienated from society on a deep personal level

this.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 01:11:02


Dat Phan vs. Bill Hicks

Right here on Comedy Central.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 02:49:05


I don't particularly like either of them, but if I had to choose, Dave Chappelle. He tells jokes.

I like Gabriel Isglasies (sp?).


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 03:21:41


Don't really like either, I think the all time greatest comedian is Mitch Hedburg

Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 03:42:06


At 4/6/10 12:44 AM, Sevkat wrote: Dane Cook can be funny, you're a shit-fuck if you deny that.

Oh no.

I don't want to be a shit-fuck...

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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 03:58:25


At 4/6/10 03:42 AM, Aigis wrote:
At 4/6/10 12:44 AM, Sevkat wrote: Dane Cook can be funny, you're a shit-fuck if you deny that.
Oh no.

I don't want to be a shit-fuck...

You're still an idiot though.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 04:09:37


At 4/6/10 03:58 AM, GenericName54 wrote: You're still an idiot though.

Oh.

Ow.

My heart.

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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 08:35:09


I choose Lewis Black.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 08:43:02


At 4/6/10 12:01 AM, kylenitz wrote: Man, I hate mainstream. I only pick the other mainstream. The mainstream of people who hate whats mainstream.

Very well done.

Also, I'm going with Dane Cook. I can't find anything that he's done that has been stolen anyway


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 08:45:57


If I had to choose between the two, Chapelle.

If you want some really good comedy, though, may I suggest the following comedians:

Louis CK
Bill Hicks
Katt Williams
Brian Poshen
David Cross

Just to start you off.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 08:48:00


Dane Cook is about as funny as a burning orphanage! At least with Chappelle we get "I'm Rick James Bitch!"


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 08:50:37


Chappelle obviously.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 11:50:15


I am doubting if that is even a legitimate question. I mean, sure, I am not one of those guys who hates Dane Cook, but everyone knows there's a lot of hate towards us and not near the height as Dave Chappelle. Of course, you could say that there is a lot of hate for Chappelle since he lost his show. At least his standup is still great.


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Response to Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle 2010-04-06 12:17:55


At 4/6/10 12:41 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: What the fuck has Dave Chapelle done lately?

No seriously, didn't he rage quite because they were always asking him to do the couch skit and because of execs?

I dislike Dane Cook, but Chapelle hasn't done anything lately.

They dropped his show for Mind of Mencia.


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