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American Gold Medal Failure

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American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:14:46


Due to a mental mistake, an American speed skater lost a an easy gold medal. There are two lanes, one inner and one outer, and you are supposed to alternate between them. When it came time to switch the skater was unsure and stayed on the same lane for two laps, disqualifying himself.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHHAHA discuss.


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:15:08


Go Canada.


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:27:38


God Bless Russia, huh?


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:42:02


Hahahah that is pretty funny.

Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:43:12


What an idiot, I guess Hendrick can't blame Shani Davis this time.


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:43:59


I laughed when I read this.

All that work, all that training, all that skill poured into this person's dreams, and they go and fuck it up because they can't figure out that they're supposed to switch lanes.


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:46:39


Pffft, silly Americans. A canadian would never have been that stupid. You'd figure they'd go over that at least once during practice.

Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:51:49


you idiot that wasnt an american that was soneone from the netherlands

Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:54:25


At 2/23/10 10:51 PM, blazingqb wrote: you idiot that wasnt an american that was soneone from the netherlands

A sudden twist!

Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:55:18


What? There are other people besides AMERICANS? WHAT IS THIS?!


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:57:02


At 2/23/10 10:55 PM, FriskyPiranhaStudios wrote: What? There are other people besides AMERICANS? WHAT IS THIS?!

yeah theyre called the DUTCH and the guy messed up with a stupid mistake

Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 22:59:22


Yes, that was just an internet user's way of saying "My bad, but I'll try to be funny so it's like it never happened" It's funny how time and time again we prove we're human, even though we act like we're gods.

Also he was licking the snot on his face.


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 23:02:32


America still has the most medals.

GO Shaun White!


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 23:57:55


At 2/23/10 11:02 PM, ZagmenO wrote: America still has the most medals.

GO Shaun White!

I know, isn;t it like that every Olympics?


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-23 23:59:26


Hey what do you expect that is incredibly hard tactics and rules you have to be a God to get that right or be like everyone else!


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Response to American Gold Medal Failure 2010-02-24 00:23:21


At 2/23/10 10:59 PM, FriskyPiranhaStudios wrote: Yes, that was just an internet user's way of saying "My bad, but I'll try to be funny so it's like it never happened" It's funny how time and time again we prove we're human, even though we act like we're gods.

It's even funnier because you were making fun of someone for making a mistake.


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