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Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-29 23:21:13


At 1/28/10 09:48 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: Jamoke I hope you considered the political backlash this could have, you just ordered a witch hunt maaaaan.

way to go jamoke... you've fucked us all

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 00:38:09


The trolls will never know what hit 'em...

Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 01:09:46


Who's yer daddy?

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 03:20:59


Well, just let me have my lawyer, JERRY FORD, look over the agreement we have here....

Ok, we're good. I'll get you some scalps.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 03:28:19


Civilians informing on civil disobedience so that they can be spared.

Where have I heard this all before?

Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 05:23:29


i feed trools lol cuz i dunt kno internet sarcasms

Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 12:04:51


At 1/30/10 03:28 AM, mysticmonkey2 wrote: Civilians informing on civil disobedience so that they can be spared.

Where have I heard this all before?

So Gandhi would post spam on the internet and clog up the message boards with crap no one would care about?

Interesting, maybe he's doing it for the lulz.

Your logic fail

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 12:41:54


At 1/30/10 12:04 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: So Gandhi would post spam on the internet and clog up the message boards with crap no one would care about?

It is my firm belief that if he were alive he'd be a frequenter of SA.

Or maybe at least 711chan (with all due respect for the deceased).

At 1/30/10 05:23 AM, FurryDemon wrote: i feed trools lol cuz i dunt kno internet sarcasms

Hmph, Australians. Standing on the underside of the Earth must make the blood pool in their heads.

At 1/30/10 03:28 AM, mysticmonkey2 wrote: Civilians informing on civil disobedience so that they can be spared.

Where have I heard this all before?

"Civil disobedience?" Did I infer that correctly? Did you just compare the civil right movements of the late 1800's/mid 1900's to dickweasel teenagers posting mental excrement and trying to pick fights with strangers over the internet?

Son, you just warped into fucking stupid before reaching 88 miles an hour.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 12:45:28


I have two things to say. One, do we just report it to you, or re-troll and then report it. And two, that picture of doc brown is the exact same one as the one I have on my userpage.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 12:57:29


What happens if we accidentally scalp someone who isn' a troll, but was mistaken as one?

Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 13:14:17


At 1/26/10 04:24 PM, Toukeman wrote: BRB sharpening my Troll skinning knife.

*begins checking knives, guns and grenades.* It appears I am ready for the hunt, speaking of scalps I got hiroshima's here its a week old, but still in good count. *cocks shotgun once* 1 down 99 to go...

Wish me luck and count me in.

*salutes, and heads out*


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 13:54:36


At 1/30/10 12:45 PM, letiger wrote: I have two things to say

I'm going to have to stop you right there and leave it at "thanks but no." Sending you out after trolls is like sending Mariah Carey to kill Kim Jong Il. You won't get past the gates.

At 1/30/10 12:57 PM, Goldfire64 wrote: What happens if we accidentally scalp someone who isn' a troll, but was mistaken as one?

That is why usage of the PM system is crucial. I cannot stress that enough. When you pm me, I will conduct a thorough investigation on the mark. Once the kill is confirmed, I will reply. Then you collect your scalp.

Tobi has been kind enough to maintain the leaderboard for us while we make out way to the century mark. Updated daily.
And be sure to check the mission dossier just above on this page for the full breakdown of the troll.

At 1/30/10 12:49 PM, gingermagicman wrote: Can we hunt in other places that aren't General?

The troll has no scruples. They know no boundaries. And so too shall our inhumanity towards these inhuman beasts know no boundaries. My blade of retribution reaches far and wide, into the deepest trenches of the bbs and back once more. Let it be understood, this here be our terrain, our country. And we intend to reclaim every square inch.

*note: Don't bother with the Politics Forum. They're all trolls.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 20:08:45


Aren't users already supposed to report trolls?


The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 20:20:54


At 1/30/10 08:08 PM, Skwurll wrote: Aren't users already supposed to report trolls?

Yes but now the mods are actually going to do something about it.

That something being picking their least favorite users and banning them on the grounds of 'u trollin lolo'.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 20:23:18


At 1/30/10 08:08 PM, Skwurll wrote: Aren't users already supposed to report trolls?

Now, you are rewarded and recognised for it.

On another note, I am adding a ranking system. It is based on your amount of scalps, the amount of scalps you got in a short period of time, activity, effort, and copypaste detection. I may also give a small reward to the first person to get 50 scalps.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 20:24:18


Wow.
What an asshole move.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 20:25:09


At 1/30/10 08:20 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:
Yes but now the mods are actually going to do something about it.

That something being picking their least favorite users and banning them on the grounds of 'u trollin lolo'.

I'm pretty sure mods already do stuff about PMs.

Whatever, Jamoke sure loves that movie.


The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 20:41:34


Hey guys I found lots of trolls, I think I am going to need a bigger skinning knife.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 20:52:30


At 1/30/10 01:54 PM, Jamoke wrote:
At 1/30/10 12:45 PM, letiger wrote: I have two things to say
I'm going to have to stop you right there and leave it at "thanks but no." Sending you out after trolls is like sending Mariah Carey to kill Kim Jong Il. You won't get past the gates.

No one has faith in me.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 23:50:34


Can I haz troll knife?

Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 23:55:47


Do I get to be the "Bear Jew" in this operation? I almost always play as the Scout in TF2, and both those characters are extremely similar.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 23:57:31


At 1/30/10 11:55 PM, UberCream wrote: Do I get to be the "Bear Jew" in this operation? I almost always play as the Scout in TF2, and both those characters are extremely similar.

gumOnShoe has already taken the " Fox Jew " in the operation. Sorry.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 23:58:57


At 1/30/10 11:57 PM, Tobi wrote:
At 1/30/10 11:55 PM, UberCream wrote: Do I get to be the "Bear Jew" in this operation? I almost always play as the Scout in TF2, and both those characters are extremely similar.
gumOnShoe has already taken the " Fox Jew " in the operation. Sorry.

Oh, well that's okay. I don't even own a baseball bat.


Ye

Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 23:59:57


Well lets go then


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:14:07


REMINDER: When reporting trolls, DO NOT POST IN THEIR THREAD. Not even if they are wearing a sign that says "I'M A TROLL PLEASE KICK ME IN THE DICK AND BAN ME PLZ". Jamoke has made this very clear. Violating the rules yourself does not make the situation any better. Simply pm Jamoke directly, please.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:29:00


At 1/31/10 12:14 AM, Tobi wrote: REMINDER: When reporting trolls, DO NOT POST IN THEIR THREAD. Not even if they are wearing a sign that says "I'M A TROLL PLEASE KICK ME IN THE DICK AND BAN ME PLZ". Jamoke has made this very clear. Violating the rules yourself does not make the situation any better. Simply pm Jamoke directly, please.

Couldn't have said it better myself ;)

At 1/30/10 11:50 PM, Umay wrote: Can I haz troll knife?

Take your pick. I think I could spare one or three.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:30:03


At 1/31/10 12:29 AM, Jamoke wrote: Couldn't have said it better myself ;)

Lmao, you sly basterd.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:33:56


At 1/31/10 12:29 AM, Jamoke wrote: Take your pick. I think I could spare one or three.

I want a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:51:51


Um, Jamoke sir, if I may, couldn't people just use there alternate troll accounts to create spam threads just to get troll scalps? I mean, all most all Newgrounders have an alt, sir, most of which are used solely for trolling/spam like purposes, sir. Thank you for your time, sir.

Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:56:43


I'd like the Spy knife, sir. If that's okay with you, sir.