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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 23:55:47 Reply

Do I get to be the "Bear Jew" in this operation? I almost always play as the Scout in TF2, and both those characters are extremely similar.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 23:57:31 Reply

At 1/30/10 11:55 PM, UberCream wrote: Do I get to be the "Bear Jew" in this operation? I almost always play as the Scout in TF2, and both those characters are extremely similar.

gumOnShoe has already taken the " Fox Jew " in the operation. Sorry.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 23:58:57 Reply

At 1/30/10 11:57 PM, Tobi wrote:
At 1/30/10 11:55 PM, UberCream wrote: Do I get to be the "Bear Jew" in this operation? I almost always play as the Scout in TF2, and both those characters are extremely similar.
gumOnShoe has already taken the " Fox Jew " in the operation. Sorry.

Oh, well that's okay. I don't even own a baseball bat.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-30 23:59:57 Reply

Well lets go then


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:14:07 Reply

REMINDER: When reporting trolls, DO NOT POST IN THEIR THREAD. Not even if they are wearing a sign that says "I'M A TROLL PLEASE KICK ME IN THE DICK AND BAN ME PLZ". Jamoke has made this very clear. Violating the rules yourself does not make the situation any better. Simply pm Jamoke directly, please.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:29:00 Reply

At 1/31/10 12:14 AM, Tobi wrote: REMINDER: When reporting trolls, DO NOT POST IN THEIR THREAD. Not even if they are wearing a sign that says "I'M A TROLL PLEASE KICK ME IN THE DICK AND BAN ME PLZ". Jamoke has made this very clear. Violating the rules yourself does not make the situation any better. Simply pm Jamoke directly, please.

Couldn't have said it better myself ;)

At 1/30/10 11:50 PM, Umay wrote: Can I haz troll knife?

Take your pick. I think I could spare one or three.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:30:03 Reply

At 1/31/10 12:29 AM, Jamoke wrote: Couldn't have said it better myself ;)

Lmao, you sly basterd.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:33:56 Reply

At 1/31/10 12:29 AM, Jamoke wrote: Take your pick. I think I could spare one or three.

I want a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:51:51 Reply

Um, Jamoke sir, if I may, couldn't people just use there alternate troll accounts to create spam threads just to get troll scalps? I mean, all most all Newgrounders have an alt, sir, most of which are used solely for trolling/spam like purposes, sir. Thank you for your time, sir.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 00:56:43 Reply

I'd like the Spy knife, sir. If that's okay with you, sir.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 01:22:27 Reply

At 1/31/10 12:29 AM, Jamoke wrote:
At 1/31/10 12:14 AM, Tobi wrote: REMINDER: When reporting trolls, DO NOT POST IN THEIR THREAD. Not even if they are wearing a sign that says "I'M A TROLL PLEASE KICK ME IN THE DICK AND BAN ME PLZ". Jamoke has made this very clear. Violating the rules yourself does not make the situation any better. Simply pm Jamoke directly, please.
Couldn't have said it better myself ;)

At 1/30/10 11:50 PM, Umay wrote: Can I haz troll knife?
Take your pick. I think I could spare one or three.

If I do say so myself good sir, Your knives are attractive and probably sharp enough to cut through flesh but I am currently giving out 5 of the 6 seen here I could care less wihich ones you take. But the Blue one in the middle is mine. Go to town, and Jamoke next time offer the people a better arsenal of weaponry or knives/blades whatever.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 02:06:56 Reply

At 1/31/10 01:22 AM, kanon1 wrote:
blades

This is your problem. . Katanas, halbeards, claymores, etc. , have a long reach. See, we get up close and personal. Using long reach weapons can be described as being a "pussy". Swords also make the scalping process harder.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 02:50:09 Reply

I'll bite Ill join in on this madness

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-01-31 13:35:41 Reply

Fuck yeah, I'm the skull crusher. 3 scalps in a half hour. I'll be back on patrol later. I'm at a friends house.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 03:27:17 Reply

I got that feeling that we got ourselves a whole platoon of trolls just waiting to jump at us.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 05:24:43 Reply

sure i'll join. but I have some questions. can two or more of us form a team? if so, can I be the bait? or are you going to let us work it out for ourselves?


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 06:12:58 Reply

At 1/31/10 12:51 AM, Homie-Z wrote: Um, Jamoke sir, if I may, couldn't people just use there alternate troll accounts to create spam threads just to get troll scalps? I mean, all most all Newgrounders have an alt, sir, most of which are used solely for trolling/spam like purposes, sir. Thank you for your time, sir.

As some of you may or may not know, I am a direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger, which means I got a little Injun in me. Thusly, I have inherited the red's keen senses for detecting tomfoolery and the such. Do not think for one minute than any detail shall escape my watchful gaze.

Inotherwords, it ain't but a thang for me to see your alts. So don't even try >;)

At 2/1/10 05:24 AM, genius21 wrote: sure i'll join. but I have some questions. can two or more of us form a team? if so, can I be the bait? or are you going to let us work it out for ourselves?

Every man is responsible for his own scalps. There will be NO baiting of the trolls whatsoever. We are a guerrilla army- we work in secret, move silently, strike when unexpected, showing no mercy.
Let them come to us.

Listen up good you Basterds 'cuz I'm not in the business of repeating myself and wasting air:

There. Will. Be. Ab-so-lutely. NO violating of the blessed and sacred rules of this here bulletin board system whilst on duty. Any man caught baiting, accusing or even so much as mentioning trolls and our mission outside the confines of this thread will be brought up on company charges and will be subsequently found guilty on sight.
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

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*sniff*
*sniff*

That is all. Happy huntin', boys. Keep up the good work.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 17:19:04 Reply

I fear I my rage for stupidity may be clouding my troll- senses. I shall try and bite the rage next time and only report if it is trolling.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 17:41:38 Reply

At 1/26/10 04:21 PM, Jamoke wrote:
Basterds: get crackin'.

Sir yes sir.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 17:46:00 Reply

does anyone have a spare handaxe? i'd like to join.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 17:52:16 Reply

At 2/1/10 05:46 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: does anyone have a spare handaxe? i'd like to join.

aye good sir, take mine!

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 17:53:27 Reply

At 2/1/10 05:52 PM, SessileNomad wrote:
At 2/1/10 05:46 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: does anyone have a spare handaxe? i'd like to join.
aye good sir, take mine!

thanks. i shall now leave to go huntin'

troll stew tonight!
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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 17:54:29 Reply

At 2/1/10 05:52 PM, SessileNomad wrote:
At 2/1/10 05:46 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: does anyone have a spare handaxe? i'd like to join.
aye good sir, take mine!

son of a god damned bitch thats the first time that has happened to me

heres the damn axe!

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 18:30:46 Reply

Die Jagd fängt an!

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 18:49:12 Reply

After all the shit I've done in the outside, and I'm getting this mass of hypocrisy? Newgrounds needs to take a look at itself and rethink their morals and remember where we came from.

I'm fucking serious, every snitch that actually follows this shit makes me sad. It also proves that, with time, this place begins to suck.

TL;DR- Fuck you hypocritical retards, I'm heading to The Regulars.

What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 18:50:55 Reply

At 2/1/10 06:49 PM, igott wrote:
TL;DR- Fuck you hypocritical retards, I'm heading to The Regulars.

I think I'd rather be a hypocrite than an elitist.

That's all that crappy forum is for.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 19:43:41 Reply

At 2/1/10 06:50 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 2/1/10 06:49 PM, igott wrote:
TL;DR- Fuck you hypocritical retards, I'm heading to The Regulars.
I think I'd rather be a hypocrite than an elitist.

That's all that crappy forum is for.

You're just mad that we never invited you, lmao.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 19:53:43 Reply

You know the basic message of this thread sort of reminds me of the Inquisition.

Everyone's blaming everyone else for little to no more reason than a suspicion/personal gain, and the select few higher ups just start torturing everybody with minimal amounts of 'proof'. There's no set guidelines on who's a 'heretic', it's just whoever pissed off their neighbor last night.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 20:48:54 Reply

At 2/1/10 07:53 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: You know the basic message of this thread sort of reminds me of the Inquisition.

Do you even read the post?


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins 2010-02-01 20:51:52 Reply

At 2/1/10 08:48 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 2/1/10 07:53 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: You know the basic message of this thread sort of reminds me of the Inquisition.

Do you even read the post?

Did you not read mine?


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