So um like..how do I become internet famous?
like on the Tubes?
I really want my channel to be famous.
Because I work hard on videos and consider it a waste.
So yeah.
Um here it is
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Internet famous
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Do 12 year old girls find you attractive?
Are you an annoying fuck?
Have your balls not dropped?
If you answered no to any of these questions, you have no chance.
bro at me come
At 1/13/10 12:42 AM, Lagatag wrote: Do 12 year old girls find you attractive?
Are you an annoying fuck?
Have your balls not dropped?
If you answered no to any of these questions, you have no chance.
That made my day.
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At 1/13/10 12:41 AM, Renandchi2 wrote: So um like..how do I become internet famous?
like on the Tubes?
I really want my channel to be famous.
Because I work hard on videos and consider it a waste.
So yeah.
Um here it is
Good content.
If nobody likes your videos, you're making shit because there are well over a billion of people on the internet, you've gotta' fill at least a couple million's niches.
Humour videos mostly get the best audience, you should try that.
Fear Me! "You are a government organization designed to monitor the NG BBS. you hide behind your smiles but there is something very sinister about you, oh yes." - DragonFyre9
At 1/13/10 01:17 AM, HazeStigma wrote: Humour videos mostly get the best audience, you should try that.
I agree, you should try being funny.
At 1/13/10 12:42 AM, Lagatag wrote: Do 12 year old girls find you attractive?
Are you an annoying fuck?
Have your balls not dropped?
If you answered no to any of these questions, you have no chance.
That's seriously what I was thinking. These things make internet people famous
Who's your warden, baby?
Having some sort of talent can help. Whether it be acting or some random skill that you have. If you're good at it and take videos, people tend to spread that around. Or you can just have a novel idea of some sort (e.g. Where the Hell is Matt?).
I know he was taking the piss, but Lagatag's post would be just as accurate if he was saying that seriously. Keep doing what you're doing, then hopefully things will pick up a bit over time. I'll check it out this evening.
At 1/13/10 01:40 AM, jarrydn wrote:At 1/13/10 01:17 AM, HazeStigma wrote: Humour videos mostly get the best audience, you should try that.I agree, you should try being funny.
Yea most people on youtube are more interested by humorous videos than interesting video's.
You have to be a whiny white boy that cries on camera.
If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
Tag your videos with the words 'tits' and 'twilight'. That will keep everyone happy, everyone in youtube anyway.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
You can be hilarious and deserve it, like smosh.
Or you can be an annoying fuck, like Chris Crocker.
Add Coon 2 the MIX.
make your voice high-pitched and talk about your medicine and mom
act like a big jackass. steal peoples food, drive go-kart on the road...
make a silly dance.
be a beatboxer (norwegians FTW)
be a faggot and say Brutal Legend suckz ballz
make news about an upcomming thing. game, movie, show...
her you go. do things like this and people will either love you or hate you
At 1/13/10 12:42 AM, Lagatag wrote: Do 12 year old girls find you attractive?
Are you an annoying fuck?
Have your balls not dropped?
If you answered no to any of these questions, you have no chance.
The first question applies to me. Which I can say, does not list in my disliking.
Your vids are shit compared to mine.
http://www.youtube.com/user/FrenkHooley
I just watched all of your videos, you're not funny. Internet fame isn't going to happen, sorry.
Your magnum opus "hello, father" is terrible. Why do you have a watermark over your video? Why do you have to dub over all your audio? Why is every character whispering? Why is it over three minutes long? No one is going to sit through all of that. Keep your videos short and sweet, and try to be original.
Your humor is what you'd expect from the average 13 year old on Newgrounds. It's lame and trite.
1. Hahaha, you have acne.
2. Your balls haven't dropped, you look like 13 or 12 or something
3. Your videos suck, badly made, unscripted, not interesting.
4. Lighting and sound in your videos are terrible.
Bottom-line, don't give up your day job(or school for that matter).
Also, being older seems to help, having a developed voice and well, body to show your not some non-serious 12 year old always helps.
Fear Me! "You are a government organization designed to monitor the NG BBS. you hide behind your smiles but there is something very sinister about you, oh yes." - DragonFyre9
You have to look attractive. Or make something extremely original and great, something so addictive it would hit 1 mill views in three weeks.
I'll make you internet famous.
Hello, Father is probably the best film of 2010.
I'd never want to be famous on the internet, I'm content with my NG status.
i suggest advertising it in your sig and stuff then people will watch it
put it on facebook, bebo, myspace etc and get everyone you know to watch it then they tell others and it spreads.
me and some friends did this with a vid we made and got us over a thousnad views so yeah, try it
At 1/13/10 11:23 AM, gamekillereater wrote: 1. Hahaha, you have acne.
haha, ur a douchebag.
and as for everyone else:
yeah my videos are unscripted [scratch that, they are, but i never follow the script]
it doesnt matter if im 13. thats not a crime. you all were 13 once.
the hushed talking was cuz of my shitty microhpone.
i know most were insults but still thanks for saying things. i am trying to work harder. i know theyre not that funny but these are like my first videos, thats why
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how about makeing a half decent video?
try that on for size.
like a condom.
a small condom for this little retard.
i need ways to make big cash fast. PM me for info!!!
Try making a video that's not recorded on your webcam.
Try making a video that doesn't star just YOU.
Try making a video that doesn't include your MS Paint watermark.
We had some good times, Newgrounds.
Kill yourself on stickam. That should have people talking.
At 1/13/10 07:54 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Try making a video that's not recorded on your webcam.
Try making a video that doesn't star just YOU.
Try making a video that doesn't include your MS Paint watermark.
my camcorder broke
imma buy a new one and record videos with my friends, i already have scripts that are actually funny [and im serious. i consider none of these above like 3/10, actually 2/10, besides the domo ones]
and the watermark, that little purple thing is an inside thing with my friends
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At 1/13/10 07:46 PM, Renandchi2 wrote:At 1/13/10 11:23 AM, gamekillereater wrote: 1. Hahaha, you have acne.haha, ur a douchebag.
and as for everyone else:
yeah my videos are unscripted [scratch that, they are, but i never follow the script]
it doesnt matter if im 13. thats not a crime. you all were 13 once.
the hushed talking was cuz of my shitty microhpone.
i know most were insults but still thanks for saying things. i am trying to work harder. i know theyre not that funny but these are like my first videos, thats why
I wasn't really serious about my first statement, but the rest I stated were things you could work on.
The fact that you are 13 will probably lead to a lot of people not wanting to see your vids since they'll think they're immature, and as far as I've seen they actually are, but I only saw that review.
If you truly want to stick out, you should have an unique viewpoint on things or be funny.
And one thing you should keep in mind is that you won't get "famous" overnight, you have to constantly keep up with your vids, whenever something noteworthy happens you should talk about that(if you're going the serious route), if you try to be funny I'd suggest getting more confident in front of the camera and use scripted text but make sure that it isn't too obvious.
Whoa, typed way too much.
