Spongebob is getting married?
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At 10/15/09 03:24 PM, Farafor wrote: Never saw this coming.
Me neither. I never even know Sandy and Spongebob were an item, so to speak. It appears there's gonna be like, 40 unnecessary celebrity cameos.
Ye
all i saw was this, those people really should understand he's just acting on his show
I demand an apology from Stephen Colbert
Posted Oct 15th 2009 2:25PM by Bob Sassone
Filed under: Late Night, OpEd, Video, Watercooler Talk, Talk Show, Reality-Free
ColbertDear Stephen,
I was going to start this letter by telling you how much of a fan I am of you and your show. But I'm sure you already know that, right? You probably cannot conceive of a TV viewer who doesn't like your show, so my love of everything you do probably comes as no surprise to you. But last night you did something that hurt me and several of my friends deeply.
You made a joke about the Gorton's fisherman being kidnapped and said that he was in Maine. He's not, he's in Massachusetts. I should know because I grew up a mile from Gorton's and devoured their fish sticks every week (now with crispier breading!).
in your bbs, killin your threads
the more you hate it, the stronger it gets
Take that childhood memories... oh yeah, "Sandy you got some 'splainin to do!
i expected him to marry patrick, there is a bond between them
you know what i mean
Why do you close your eyes when we make love? :'(
Guess i'll stop watching the newer spongebob episodes altogether now.I only gave the newest ones my time out of respect for the older originals.But Spongebob getting married is as weak and unoriginal and cheap as that introduction of the baby fairy in the Fairly Odd Parents.Dont watch that anymore but anyways I tend to enjoy flapjack soo much more the humor is crude, and hilarious like the 90's.
At 10/15/09 12:53 AM, Deadchick wrote: I...really can't picture this...I seriously can't see a friggin sponge and squirrel getting married!
Neither can I, it's crazy, they could have at least introduced another sponge or something, although I stopped watching it like, 8 years ago.
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
At 10/15/09 03:17 PM, RainRipe wrote: Soon they will have a Spongebob sextape.
When can I order it!?
What posessed the writers to do this?
Did they lose a bet or something?
At 10/15/09 03:14 PM, darkknight198 wrote:At 10/14/09 11:06 PM, Stoicish wrote: http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/10/13/sponge bob-is-getting-married/?icid=main|main|d l5|link6|http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/10/But he already had sex with her
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What? Really?
Guess that squashes all the gay rumors.
God damn you Rule 34! WHY?
This does not compute in my head. This has to be some sort of gag of something. There is no way in hell they would let this happen. If it does, the producers of this show should be arrested and tried as serial childhood rapists.
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church
At 10/15/09 10:36 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: shit fuck dick tits ass bitch
That pic... is... awesome... shoot me now.
ouch! right in the childhood!
At 10/15/09 04:01 PM, ViZi wrote:At 10/15/09 03:17 PM, RainRipe wrote: Soon they will have a Spongebob sextape.When can I order it!?
^ This.
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remember those old Silver Age comic books that had covers of Superman beating up Batman with Narration bubbles like "has The Man Of Steel turned to The Dark Side?" and than you'd buy it and read it and it turns out it was really just a robot pretending to be Superman or something?
think of this as that comic.
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this, is an awkward twist to the series....
$5 says spongebob is cheating on sandy for patrick.
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I was shocked at first, but now I think that this is going to be one of those sitcom style weddings that gets undone by a "hilarious" Deus Ex Machina by the end of the episode.
I'm telling you, it'll turn out that whoever married them is a con-artist, and they were never married to begin with.
I know he'll bail somehow, for some reason, that series has been so predictable since it's been releasing unfunny new episodes and special premiers. Spongebob is a sexy single bachelor and Sandy Cheeks can't change that. He won't get married.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog will be in attendance?
Wat?
Pretty sure he isn't the most appropriate character for a kids show.
Anyways, I'll probably be watching this episode.
At 10/15/09 03:14 PM, darkknight198 wrote:At 10/14/09 11:06 PM, Stoicish wrote: http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/10/13/sponge bob-is-getting-married/?icid=main|main|d l5|link6|http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/10/But he already had sex with her
13/spongebob-is-getting-married/
What? Really?
Guess that squashes all the gay rumors.
i would demand my innocence back but rule 34 already stole it from me.
shudder not Calvin and hobbes...
At 10/14/09 11:13 PM, Spaghetti14 wrote: This is what was going through the writers' heads:
"HAY I GAWT EN IDEA!!!11"
"WUTS UR IDEA?!?"
"LETS RUIN DA SHO EVEN MOAR SINCE DA LAST CHUNK OF TEH SHITZ0RS EPISODS"
"HOWW?!??1/?"
"U MAIK TEH CHARCT0RZ GET MAREED"
'OH'
Or something to that damn effect.
Fuckn hilarious. I don't know why I was dying but I can really imagine that scene LMFAO.
Yah when me shit turns perple and smells like Rainbow Sherbet!
I don't think the'll actually get married. When I watched the trailer for the episode, they only showed the wedding for possible less than four seconds. SpungeBawb will probably get hit over the head and imagine the whole wedding or something. Then nobody will ever speak of the moment again..........
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A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!!
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The crappy fanart flood on DA ruined already my childhood, r34 caused brainlags and the TV-show will flush my brain.
SBxSC is in my opinion just disturbing.
So much for the star and sponge relationship. lol Patrick star will intervene in this marriage.
BRB, ripping my cable box out of my wall and throwing it out the window.
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Really, that's just fucktarded. A sponge having sex with a squirrel?
Life is like a cupcake. Your enjoying it until somebody bumps into you and you drop it.
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It obviously won't turn out how we expect, I mean come on now >_>
He'll probably wake up from a dream and be all LOL TROLLED"
jeez, never thought someone as intellecual (and slightly butch) as sandy, would get hitched to spongebob, a fucking retard. plus i thought for sure they were in the friend zone
If you read this, the terrorists win.
I took a look at a newer commercial.
Spongebob says 'Remember that time me and sandy got married?' The others (who are also at the wedding) said 'whaaat?'
It's probably a figment of spongebobs imagination.
Also: I was more excited about the krabby patty formula part.
Who will guard the guards guarding the guards?
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Spongebob has no penis.I wonder how is he going to make love to Sandy.
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