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Views on cannibalism. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 09:04 PM Reply

I personally believe that cannibalism should be infact the preferable way of dispatching dead bodies and serving it to other people. Why? There is no Diseases if prepared right, I heard it taste like pork, many tribes do it, the only reason we don't do it is because of the funeral black market and their scamming ways. Of course this will put out the funeral home business and they will lobby for a ban on this. I don't see anything wrong with cannibalism. Sure it might be gross but we need it.

I would love to see your views. Also sorry for those Wannabe Nietzchian posts.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 09:12 PM Reply

Believe it or not, some people like to respect the dead.

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 09:26 PM Reply

I think it was David Cross who was talking about how it was weird that humans have this obsession about what people should do with their bodies after they die.
And he just goes "fuck it, I hope they donate my body to necrophiliacs. I'll be dead, I won't care, it's better if someone gets enjoyment out of it!".

I guess once you're dead, you become the property of your relatives or something like that.

Personally I will put my head in a jar :D Probably won't work but whatever.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 09:34 PM Reply

Well, like said by xKore, respect for the dead i an ancient virtue. I know that if my child were ever to have an accident, I wouldn't want to have some random dude use her/him as a sex doll even though he/she can't feel anything of it anymore. Also when it comes to eat people, I won't eat other people and especially won't eat people I know.

The fact where there is supposed to be a funeral-lobby is pure conspiracy theory. There's far more to it then some grave workers making money. Dead people are, I assume, not such a big bussiness. It would be equivalent to claiming that paedophilia is illegal because porn industries can't employ child's as part of the child-labour abolishment. So porn lobby prevents paedophilia to be legal.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 09:42 PM Reply

So if someone dies of old age, you really want to eat some crusty 97 year old lady?

Or if homicide/auto accident suits your taste more...

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 10:06 PM Reply

It would encourage killing people for food. Starving? Kill a family member and blame it on an accident. The companies selling dead humans could also kill people and make a little extra money.

Personally, I think if we got used to eating other humans it would make use more violent.

At 8/28/09 09:12 PM, xKore wrote: Believe it or not, some people like to respect the dead.

Exactly. I'm an atheist but I'm still not ready to eat human bodies just because its more logical.

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 10:57 PM Reply

Nothing to say on the subject...
Just something for people to read if they want to delve in such a sordid subject...

shameless plug, I know...
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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 11:00 PM Reply

I'd really like to see you eating a dead human.

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 28th, 2009 @ 11:58 PM Reply

the only way to really have a good man-wich meal would be from flesh of an accident victim who didnt see it coming (considering there was no chemicals involved) you couldnt use the old for the reason that as we get older our cells dont reproduce and fix themselves as often or as well as when we are young and fit... so, that meat would be rather crappy. and i dont think i would want to eat the flesh of a cancer victim, for one i wouldnt want to choke on the hard cancerous growth let alone know that the flesh was tainted while the meal was still alive being that my human flesh is consuming anothers human flesh.

looking at the numbers i dont think there would be enough free range human to go around...

you could also look at it this way... would you like to have a funeral of your choosing (traditional, viking, naval) or a luau you are the guest of honor at... but someone still needs to shell out 500+ to hire the human BBQ experts to spin your charred remains thats hanging from a pole shoved through your body anus to mouth... not exactly how i want to be remembered... just think about it... gray shreds of man-ham dished out on paper plates getting all soggy from three differant types of BBQ sauce and your aunts runny potato salad. i will take the viking funeral thank you very much!

all in all i would rather eat the thousands of other tasty species of this planet other than the dead and soon to be dead

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 29th, 2009 @ 12:01 AM Reply

I'm sorry but we should only eat dead people whom don't any form of disease and haven't been killed by such. In fact about 1 percent of the corpses can be consumed, and thats being nice. I'm sorry I haven't though this out yet.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 29th, 2009 @ 12:36 AM Reply

Because we aren't fucking Animals that whys.

We're a higher standard, (In some ways anyways.....)

You'd never get this to be come legal, never.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 29th, 2009 @ 12:48 AM Reply

not a chance... i do think its funny that someone out there thinks it is viable alternative of getting rid of bodies. lets get rid of these pesky funeral scam artists and pump out some soilent green at the same time... the economy is booming!

heh, kids more happy to visit the retirement home checking on how grandpa is plumping up for easter with a fresh bag of grandma jerky in there pockets...

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 29th, 2009 @ 01:32 AM Reply

I think if the person who has died had consented to it beforehand, then it should be legal.

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 29th, 2009 @ 01:40 AM Reply

well we could always turn dead people into animal feed. Wouldn't matter to me none if i ended up in several cans of alpo.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 29th, 2009 @ 02:08 AM Reply

now thats funny...

one question though... would it be considered ok to eat the dog? or would that be second hand cannibalism?

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 29th, 2009 @ 06:16 AM Reply

At 8/28/09 09:04 PM, Masterzakk wrote: I personally believe that cannibalism is good. Sure it might be gross but we need it.

My agressive reply = What a load of CR@P
Yeah we need annibalism just like we need everyone who does it to die from aids >8D

My other reply = Cannibalism will obviously never be accepted by humanity so it makes no sense to even voice such a radical opinion, we don't need to eat people dude, if you're that obsessed with it then maybe you should start doing something to help in some way to avoid people in your own words "needing to eat people", but no obviously after seeing your post you're completely sold on the idea even though it completely goes against the morality of mankind.

And now for some outsourcing from wikipedia- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism

The reasons for cannibalism include the following:

As sanctioned by a cultural norm
By necessity in extreme situations of famine
Caused by insanity[25] or social deviancy.
There are fundamentally two kinds of cannibalistic social behavior; endocannibalism (eating humans from the same community) and exocannibalism (eating humans from other communities).

A separate ethical distinction can be made to delineate between the practice of killing a human for food (homicidal cannibalism) versus eating the flesh of a person who was already dead (necro-cannibalism).

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Anyway after calming down a bit, cannibalism is only ever accepted in the most extreme circumstances, not as an ordinarry everyday thing. It is gainst the law and if you don't like it then tough.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 29th, 2009 @ 08:25 AM Reply

Well if it tastes like pork ! ! !
The Jews won't want nothing to do with it !
(I wonder if it could ever be kosher )
Muslims aren't into pork either !
Maybe it could be a trade off .
Hindu's won't eat cows (aka BEEF)
So maybe we could all just eat beef & they could try our new Soylent Green ! & for our Israeli friends new Kosher Green .

Me , I'm just going to continue to by beef from my friend who raises cattle up the road from me ;)

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 29th, 2009 @ 12:18 PM Reply

greta idea :)

just have it so we have to consent to it while were alive and id be fine with it.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 30th, 2009 @ 01:36 AM Reply

Okay... Obvious moral/ethical issues aside, let's look at this logically. Here's why it wouldn't work.

Most people die from disease or accidents. If an accident happens to have chemicals involved, the body's probably no good. If he body is mangled from car crash for example, it's probably no good. Diseases? No good.

The thing is, all meat that humans consume has been specially slaughtered in 'humane' ways so that it is safe to eat. Human's aren't killed with the intention of becoming food, we don't go to slaughterhouses to die. Animals do, and only if they're healthy.

Simply put: Humans aren't meant to be eaten by Humans. Not in this society, anyway.

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 30th, 2009 @ 04:08 AM Reply

If they wantto be eaten by people who wantto eat them, then why not.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 30th, 2009 @ 08:39 AM Reply

This is one good reason not to eat people.

Don't share stone tools with cannibals. lol

That's reason enough for me.... Unless I'm starving, then I'll do it without hesitation.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 30th, 2009 @ 02:45 PM Reply

I dont want to be eaten ....

It might hurt..

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 30th, 2009 @ 03:10 PM Reply

Yeahhhh ummm... not sure I'd like to EAT my friends and relatives.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 30th, 2009 @ 05:48 PM Reply

Don't you get sick from eating human corspes?

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 30th, 2009 @ 06:14 PM Reply

At 8/30/09 04:33 PM, Ericho wrote:
At 8/30/09 04:08 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: If they wantto be eaten by people who wantto eat them, then why not.
Unless they have AIDS or some other human disease that can be spread by eating them.

I don't think you can get AIDs from eating a corpse, unless maybe its fresh. The HIV virus needs a warm body to stay alive, and it doesn't last long outside of the human body (despite what mommy tells you about sitting on public toilets or swimming in public pools). So unless you are gorging on a corpse that just died I doubt that there would be any real chance to get infected by HIV.

I could be wrong on this, so if you want to show me evidence otherwise go ahead.

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 30th, 2009 @ 06:57 PM Reply

At 8/30/09 06:14 PM, ReiperX wrote:
I don't think you can get AIDs from eating a corpse, unless maybe its fresh.
be wrong on this, so if you want to show me evidence otherwise go ahead.

From the

Center for Disease Control

"Scientists and medical authorities agree that HIV does not survive well outside the body, making the possibility of environmental transmission remote."

Having said that, if you were to eat an HIV-positive person soon after kiling them, chances are the virus is still going to be active. So while the odds are pretty remote in the scenarios mentioned before, why even consider taking the risk?

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 30th, 2009 @ 11:19 PM Reply

At 8/30/09 06:57 PM, DiaLady wrote:
At 8/30/09 06:14 PM, ReiperX wrote:
I don't think you can get AIDs from eating a corpse, unless maybe its fresh.
So while the odds are pretty remote in the scenarios mentioned before, why even consider taking the risk?

;;;
I was under the impression, that we were going to cut the bodies up & cook them ( I was considereing slow Bar-B-Q, ribs & tenderloins! !! ) sounds like you guy's all want to dig in, while they are still warm & possibly twitching !

Hasn't anyone else thought of possibly cooking the damn MEAT !

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 31st, 2009 @ 09:15 AM Reply

If you eat other humans for a long period of time you go insane.

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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 31st, 2009 @ 12:27 PM Reply

At 8/31/09 09:15 AM, Dannyx28 wrote: If you eat other humans for a long period of time you go insane.

No you do not go insane, you get Kuru wich is closely related to mad cow disease. And before you say mad cow is an insanity, it's not, it's a neurological disorder, not an insanity, there is a diference. See my earlier post for the link to a video of a person with Kuru.


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Response to Views on cannibalism. Aug. 31st, 2009 @ 02:43 PM Reply

i wish to eat someone's body. meat is meat.


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