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My Sister got me a blow up man!

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 08:06:21


You can Car-Pool now. And if you get bored of driving, you have a willing and able partner to have a go at.


This is a Prime piece of real estate below.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 08:12:47


Penetration!, And yes, it's tight.

tight enough to lift him up if i put it all the way in...

I dont want to open it all the way...

for someone might think I actually used it...

My Sister got me a blow up man!

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 08:15:01


sell it to a really gay man really cheap


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 08:25:46


LOL funniest thing ever..write my name next to his left nipple..
I think that you should make a flash out of this front page assured..


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 08:26:20


Blow that shit up man! You can't just sit there and not expect us to ask what the finished product looks like!


brains.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 08:28:38


put it naked in a church


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 08:39:41


At 6/2/09 08:26 AM, Zombified wrote: Blow that shit up man! You can't just sit there and not expect us to ask what the finished product looks like!

Read the thread man!, I can't just sit here and expect you not to read about the finished product and what it looks like!

Seirously, Like, Are you fucking SERIOUS?

Oh, And Luis... Like this?

My Sister got me a blow up man!

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 08:41:36


At 6/2/09 08:12 AM, Tykwa wrote: Penetration!, And yes, it's tight.

tight enough to lift him up if i put it all the way in...
I dont want to open it all the way...

for someone might think I actually used it...

Seriously though... This doll does not appear to be optimal for the gay, blow-up doll loving public.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 08:50:52


At 6/2/09 08:41 AM, HandsomePete wrote:
Seriously though... This doll does not appear to be optimal for the gay, blow-up doll loving public.

I think it is, the dick is a lil flimsy for an anal extrusion, the ass opens up if you couldnt tell already, just a little one already there to help get it open.

I think it was made for anal sex, for teh ghey person.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 09:13:30


haha, can i have my name where his balls shouldve been xD

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 09:57:05


I want one now.


in outer space there will be no law to keep me from love

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 12:27:24


At 6/2/09 08:50 AM, Tykwa wrote:
At 6/2/09 08:41 AM, HandsomePete wrote:
Seriously though... This doll does not appear to be optimal for the gay, blow-up doll loving public.
I think it is, the dick is a lil flimsy for an anal extrusion, the ass opens up if you couldnt tell already, just a little one already there to help get it open.

I think it was made for anal sex, for teh ghey person.

But the hole looks too small as is, and then, if you open it up, it's probably too big for most of the people who are going to want one.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 12:39:23


Step 1, Invite sister over.

Step 2, strip down and get on the floor with the doll.

Step 3, "BEST PRESENT EVER, SIS!"


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 12:47:28


Get my name going from one nipple to the other on the chest please.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 13:19:11


At 6/2/09 12:27 PM, HandsomePete wrote:
At 6/2/09 08:50 AM, Tykwa wrote:
At 6/2/09 08:41 AM, HandsomePete wrote:
Seriously though... This doll does not appear to be optimal for the gay, blow-up doll loving public.
I think it is, the dick is a lil flimsy for an anal extrusion, the ass opens up if you couldnt tell already, just a little one already there to help get it open.

I think it was made for anal sex, for teh ghey person.
But the hole looks too small as is, and then, if you open it up, it's probably too big for most of the people who are going to want one.

No, It doesnt work like that, that what you see is what they call a " hygenic barrier " in the manual, when you take it off, the actual anus is exposed.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 13:26:50


I still didn't see my username on his left eye...


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 13:54:30


you know i think he need a nice "zortan" on his chest.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 14:00:05


Are you a guy? If you are, maybe you could sell it to some woman for a high price, or just go to eBay.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 14:01:41


Your sister is awesome^^


PSN: Mazzoo969

Sig by Asandir. Awesome Band!

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 14:23:52


LMAO all i can say is thats some crazy sh1t but if thats your style have fun with its 8"......


I'll give you a dollar if you touch it..!!

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 14:40:08


have your sister pose with it

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 15:12:33


At 6/2/09 01:02 AM, Ghyfty wrote: Damn. Alright, I'll have it on his forehead.

No you won't, read the thread, that's my spot.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 15:15:35


At 6/2/09 03:12 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 6/2/09 01:02 AM, Ghyfty wrote: Damn. Alright, I'll have it on his forehead.
No you won't, read the thread, that's my spot.

Theres plenty room, actualy theres like 4 names on his forehead, and yours is there, in caps so go along now, shoo shoo no picture for you, but truest me, its there.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 15:17:11


lol this thread is priceless.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 15:20:56


Can you put "kalhua" on his leg?

or his foot?

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 15:26:49


Put lolzer on his man hood....You know you want to :)

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 15:27:36


Please write "Pyro" around the hole where you inflated him.

I was tempted to say "Blew him" but this thread already has enough innuendo.
LOL U SAID TEH IN-UR-END-O LOLLOLOL!!11!!!
First time I have ever done that.... Never again.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 15:34:02


wanna put my name "EXPBunnies" for short across his chest where his heart is?


I'm the holder of the self proclaimed 'Biggest Douchebag on the Forums' award.

PSN/360 name : BerZerKer 123, and my Steam

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 15:51:12


At 6/2/09 03:15 PM, Tykwa wrote: Theres plenty room, actualy theres like 4 names on his forehead, and yours is there, in caps so go along now, shoo shoo no picture for you, but truest me, its there.

AIGHT YO.


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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-02 15:54:27


WE DO NOT ALLOW FAGGOTS ON NG.