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Who the hell would buy this?

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Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:07:02


Can anyone think of an extremely dumb invention that we happen to utilize/or are affected by occasionally?

Inventions:

Ring Pops - Why?
Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?
Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:10:45


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote:
Ring Pops - Why?

No data

Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?

No room for large bottles, gives a selection, amount required for one glass. Far from useless

Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

How is it? Unless your idea of washing is using wet toilet paper I can't see how you'd struggle to remove it.

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:13:28


Well, for the ring pops..
THEY'RE INTENDED FOR CHILDREN, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Stupid thing made for children, yet it makes a lot of money, right?
You think the people who created it give a rat's ass about it? No, they don't care if it's a ring or a pop, or even both!
They just want money.

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:15:21


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Can anyone think of an extremely dumb invention that we happen to utilize/or are affected by occasionally?

Inventions:

Ring Pops - Why?
Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?
Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

Mini liquor bottles serve a similar purpose as a flask. Being taken where alcohol really shouldn't go.

Or if you simply want to sample something as opposed to dishing out $30 for a 750 ml.

As far as the non gel deodorant, I used to only buy this. Then I converted over because the gel doesn't seem to ruin clothes. If I were stuck with non gel I probably wouldn't care either way however.

As far as ring pops go, it's all about marketing. Kids see the big diamond hard candy and it's game over. If it sells, it doesn't have to make sense. And ring pops user base isn't exactly the most logical customer base.

Thats my two cents on it.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:17:33


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Ring Pops - Why?

I don't even know what that is, but they seem fun!

Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?

They're mini :)

Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

Reason right.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:18:28


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Ring Pops - Why?

Its candy you don't have to hold.

Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?

Getting a buzz without getting drunk?

Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

But it keeps you more fresh for longer.

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:18:45


Condom.

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:21:26


At 3/4/09 12:18 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Condom.

Yeah, fuck protection.
Vikings never used protection, and Vikings were awesome.

srs

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:22:16


At 3/4/09 12:18 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Condom.

Turn "Her Pleasure" condoms inside out for my pleasure.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:24:20


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Can anyone think of an extremely dumb invention that we happen to utilize/or are affected by occasionally?

Inventions:

Ring Pops - Why?

Kids always dropped their candy on the ground.

Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?

More room silly.

Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

I stay fresh longer damnit!

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 12:38:18


At 3/4/09 12:18 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Condom.

You got that right, they should have made somekind of male tampons instead, ruff stuff, a more painful alternative for the braver of genders.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 13:01:44


At 3/4/09 12:18 PM, jewdudewtf wrote:
At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Ring Pops - Why?
Its candy you don't have to hold.
Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?
Getting a buzz without getting drunk?
Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.
But it keeps you more fresh for longer.

Hahaha while typing that post, I didn't even think about that whole buzz without drunk deal.

@ Condom: Lol, if she doesn't want a home abortion, or a baby to dispose of later, she should be on the damn pill.

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 13:07:48


At 3/4/09 01:01 PM, memyselforwho wrote:
At 3/4/09 12:18 PM, jewdudewtf wrote:
At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Ring Pops - Why?
Its candy you don't have to hold.
Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?
Getting a buzz without getting drunk?
Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.
But it keeps you more fresh for longer.
Hahaha while typing that post, I didn't even think about that whole buzz without drunk deal.

@ Condom: Lol, if she doesn't want a home abortion, or a baby to dispose of later, she should be on the damn pill.

Oh by the way, before there is any trouble: memyselforwho is MY personal account, and Inturtle is me and 2 friends. I don't know if that's ok, but just making sure it's clear haha.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 13:50:25


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Ring Pops - Why?

For the novelty of it.

Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?

What's the point in buying alcohol, just cook moonshine, am I right? Anyway, I think those miniature bottles are mostly for planes and hotel minibars.

Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

What the hell is non gel deodorant? Most deodorant I know are either aerosol spray or rub-on sticks.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 14:09:20


i am surprised by the lack of Shamwow in this thre-oh goddammit...


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 14:12:24


Swords

I dont know why but I spent a good 300 dollars on all these swords and daggers...

sigh

the novelty ran out in like 4 days, and now I wish i had the money back, they just sit on a shelf


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 14:13:17


At 3/4/09 02:09 PM, gameguy151 wrote: i am surprised by the lack of Shamwow in this thre-oh goddammit...

Shame on them shamwows.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 14:37:25


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Can anyone think of an extremely dumb invention that we happen to utilize/or are affected by occasionally?

Inventions:

Ring Pops - Why?

They don't fall off your finger, so they're easy to eat.

Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?

It'll be harder to get drunk.

Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

Don't know anything about that one, though.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 14:57:04


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Can anyone think of an extremely dumb invention that we happen to utilize/or are affected by occasionally?

....What?

If it's being used by more than the inventor, and if the inventor is making money from the sale of it, then it's not a dumb invention. I think what you're actually referring to are inventions that are used by dumb people because the inventor has effectively tricked them into thinking that said invention is more useful/better than it really is.

To that end, I can think of no bigger waste of money than the Toyota Prius. It's a hateful, insufferably self-righteous piece of shit. And to cap it all, it's not even that economical (a diesel-powered Mini gets better MPG). Yet people flock to buy these things because "they're helping the planet".
Idiots. Giving their money to Friends of the Earth would have done more.

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 15:10:28


Some people drink because they enjoy it, not to get drunk, what a concept eh!?

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 15:11:46


Homework - being home is about amusement, not labour for school after you left.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 16:38:24


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Ring Pops - Why?

There candy I love candy

Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?

To hide easy in my bag

Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

It washes off great for me. And the gel would just sweat off easy =(

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 20:20:33


At 3/4/09 02:09 PM, gameguy151 wrote: i am surprised by the lack of Shamwow in this thre-oh goddammit...

You can't say you weren't asking for it, so here is is...

HI BILLY MAYS HERE! FUCK SHAMWOW! BUY SOME FUCKING OXYCLEAN AND ZORBEEZ! THAT SHIT WILL BLAST STAINS OF YOUR FAGGOT CLOTHES SO FAST YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED! SOAK SOME ZORBEEZ IN THEM AND YOU'VE GOT THE MOST BADASS CLEANING MACHINE EVER INVENTED!! BUY SOME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING! SHIT, I CAN'T, SO OH WELL JUST BUY THEM!!

Billy Mays ftw.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 20:24:09


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Can anyone think of an extremely dumb invention that we happen to utilize/or are affected by occasionally?

Inventions:

Ring Pops - Why?
Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?
Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

I used to eat Ring Pops, they were good as shit. I use non-gel deodorant, because it works a lot better than gel deodorant.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 20:30:04


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote:
Ring Pops - Why?

They're delicious lollipops that you can store on your finger for future use. What more could you want?


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 20:31:04


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Can anyone think of an extremely dumb invention that we happen to utilize/or are affected by occasionally?

Inventions:

Ring Pops - Why?

So you can multitask and enjoy a nice lollipop while having both use of your hands.

Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?

For hobos who just need that quick fix. Cheap and just enough to get him to stop bugging you.

Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

Buy stick.


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 20:33:37


Ring pops kick ass, fuck you.

Who the hell would buy this?


Derp.

Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 20:42:12


At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Ring Pops - Why?

It's like sucking a flavored dick. Who wouldn't buy?

Mini Liquor Bottles - What's the point?

They make alcoholics frustraited. Seriously, is there anything funnier?

Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.

Possible to wash off, unless by wash you mean "goes away by its own will of your sweat."


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Response to Who the hell would buy this? 2009-03-04 20:49:36


At 3/4/09 08:42 PM, Biscuit-head wrote:
At 3/4/09 12:07 PM, Inturtle wrote: Non Gel Deodorant - Impossible to wash off properly.
Possible to wash off, unless by wash you mean "goes away by its own will of your sweat."

I think OP is actually referring to the slight difficulty of effectively washing deodorant stains off clothes, not armpits.


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