I've got a fucking virus. No, not a virus that makes me addicted to fucking. A computer virus.
I was just browsing the internet when my screen turned white and after that i got a pretty official looking message from the police, about me illegally downloading stuff and that my PC was being investigated and stuff.
It actually scared the shit out of me, because it caught me off guard and it looked official.
So, i scroll down the message and it said that i could prevent this from happening if i payed 100 bucks..
That's when the relieve came that it was just a virus. And then the anger came that i had a fucking virus on my PC.
I'm scanning the shit out of my PC right now and since i can't run my computer in a normal way (the message would come up again and i couldn't do anything anymore) i'm in Safemode.
I'll feel like a bad-ass when i finally remove this virus though. I'm like, a modern day gladiator. My PC is the Colosseum. My mouse and keyboard are my weapons. The virus is my enemy.
I just hope the Emperor will show the thumbs-down when i finally tackle this virus so that i can finish it off.