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Why won't you die, antivirus?

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Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 16:36:44


I've just been assigned the task of ridding my grandfathers computer of the plague that is manufacturer issued anti-virus. This shit is more malignant than the viruses it lies about me having. There seems to be no way to uninstall or end this program without paying 50 dollars for the full version. I need to know how to get rid of this, because the anti-virus scan loops infinitely and slows the computer to a crawl.

HALP HALP!

Why won't you die, antivirus?

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Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 16:43:02


If all else fails use this.

Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 16:44:05


HIT IT WITH A BEAN BAG!

Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 16:46:34


Just go to "add/remove programs" (or whatever), find it there and remove it O.o


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Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 16:50:03


its a zlob trojan...
basically a think telling you that you have viruses and u need to download something to delete it...
the rogue anti virus system you have was propably given to you when you went on a site and they told you to download a special version of flash viewer...


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Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 16:51:25


Delete system 32

Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 16:54:22


At 1/20/09 04:51 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Delete system 32

If you're going to be an idiot at least do it right.

Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 16:59:39


Oh lord. It listed explorer.exe as a trojan. Also, it said I got a virus, from the internet.

Why won't you die, antivirus?

Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 17:51:51


At 1/20/09 04:59 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Oh lord. It listed explorer.exe as a trojan. Also, it said I got a virus, from the internet.

Dude your retarded that anti virus IS the virus

try malware bytes, that thing kicks ass


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Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 17:58:58


Use spyware search and destroy and an antivirus program. It worked for me when I had a similar virus. Are these fake programs becoming more popular?


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Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 18:03:51


If there is NO POSSIBLE WAY you can get rid of it, the best thing to do is just reinstall the OS. Manufacturer's software sucks donkey balls, so you're better off clearing it and saving precious HD space anyway.


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Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 18:07:13


just alt f4, n00b

Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 18:09:11


To anyone who will actually read the whole thread, I got rid of it. I'm free! Thanks for the help, guys who posted links.

Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 18:15:50


gut your computer.
gut the hell out of it.
no but honestly, that's probably the only way, i had to do the same.


.Look it's a Girl, who likes... Girls.

.isntthatfun.

Response to Why won't you die, antivirus? 2009-01-20 18:18:00


At 1/20/09 06:09 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: To anyone who will actually read the whole thread, I got rid of it. I'm free! Thanks for the help, guys who posted links.

i bet that in about a week or two it is going to pop up again XD


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