PailBlog failed, so I introduce you to Chipped! I'm still working on ideas for articles.

I present to you all, Dugg.com!

Page: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/6 4913_DUGG.php
Lightbox: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/6 4913_DUGG.php?lightbox
File: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/6 4913_DUGG.swf

And one for Archon!
File: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/6 4933_DUGG.fla

I really tried so hard on this.
I made up all the articles based on what I usually see on digg.
Marijuana legalization, Apple, Lolcats, Radical Liberals, and Pro-piracy statements.

Low rez preview below. High-rez working thing in the flash. Also, it's clickable! :3

Everything is embedded in that one movie clip!

Damn it, I got carried away.
Anyway, APPLEZ.COM!!!!!11!1

This one is much simpler than my Digg page, but the point is pretty clear in both.

Page: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/6 6359_APPLEZ.php
Lightbox: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/6 6359_APPLEZ.php?lightbox
File: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/6 6359_APPLEZ.swf

And a fla for Archon, if he decided to use this one. :3
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/6 6390_APPLEZ.fla

And now, a Low-rez preview:

At 6/8/09 06:05 PM, Ironosaur wrote: I really tried so hard on this.
I made up all the articles based on what I usually see on digg.
Marijuana legalization, Apple, Lolcats, Radical Liberals, and Pro-piracy statements.

Low rez preview below. High-rez working thing in the flash. Also, it's clickable! :3

Everything is embedded in that one movie clip!

Lol, that's great! I'll add it, and make a note to myself to credit you for it.

At 6/8/09 06:28 PM, Ironosaur wrote: Applez.com!!!

Haha, great one. Fucking hilarious! I love it. Could you add a few more pages making fun of Apple, though? Like, some rollovers for the buttons at the top, and some more pages along with it?

The other thing I forgot to mention was: Make each web page a separate movieClip. It's OK if you haven't done it so far, but for anything new you start or add, do that.

So, ironosaur, I'd like to see what else you come up with!

At 6/8/09 06:32 PM, Archon68 wrote:

At 6/8/09 06:28 PM, Ironosaur wrote: Applez.com!!!

Haha, great one. Fucking hilarious! I love it. Could you add a few more pages making fun of Apple, though? Like, some rollovers for the buttons at the top, and some more pages along with it?

Yes!

The other thing I forgot to mention was: Make each web page a separate movieClip. It's OK if you haven't done it so far, but for anything new you start or add, do that.

I did do that...

So, ironosaur, I'd like to see what else you come up with!

This, an updated version of the applez website!

Page: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 2239_APPLEZ.php
Lightbox: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 2239_APPLEZ.php?lightbox
File: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 2239_APPLEZ.swf

Now includes the overpriced store, downloads, and support!

And a nice healthy .fla for you to enjoy, I guess.
File: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 2307_APPLEZ.fla

And as always, an awful, 0-quality preview:

Meh. A parody is a parody. Most stuff is clickable, in the search page at least. The search kinda works. Try it.

Page: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 9511_VEEKEPEDJIA.php
Lightbox: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 9511_VEEKEPEDJIA.php?lightbox
File: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 9511_VEEKEPEDJIA.swf

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 9530_VEEKEPEDJIA.fla

At 6/8/09 10:06 PM, Ironosaur wrote: Meh. A parody is a parody. Most stuff is clickable, in the search page at least. The search kinda works. Try it.

Page: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 9511_VEEKEPEDJIA.php
Lightbox: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 9511_VEEKEPEDJIA.php?lightbox
File: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 9511_VEEKEPEDJIA.swf

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080609/7 9530_VEEKEPEDJIA.fla

I liked your other things better....

I'm sorry, but I'm not going to use it. I've already got a Wikipedia Spoof Planned.

Hey,
can I do "How to curse in Hebrew" for jewtube?

Muhamed29 made me a website. Meh.

I may or may not use it to update, I doubt anyone will ever use it. Just putting it out there, though.

At 6/14/09 09:10 PM, U-Gamer wrote: can we have some more news?

Uhhh.... Here's an update of what happened over the last few days:

Friday
Last day of school (yes!)
Played Flash games all day after that.
Worked on Windows Doors from 8-10PM

Saturday
Woke up
Worked on Windows Doors for a few hours
Played my PS3, ate, etc.
Came back at about 2:00 to work on Windows Doors
Added a corrupted image file to the .fla without knowing
Spent 6 hours trying to fix it

Sunday
Woke up
Spent another 4 hours trying to find the problem
Found the problem
Reconstructed the .fla file from the last working version (From a few weeks ago, I archive my files luckily)
Jumped for joy because I was back where I started before the problem occured
Replied to a few Flash topics
Made this post.

And that's why I haven't updated this in a while.

At 6/14/09 09:35 PM, Archon68 wrote: Friday
Last day of school (yes!)

I don't graduate til the 23rd :(

You know what, I want to make a website! It sounds fun, and I get to be a part of this great pile of epic epicness!! Hooray!! I might make a program as well if that's okay..

My news:

Sunday 14 June
Wake up
Ate biscuit cake
See Newgrounds and YouTube stuff
Go to school
Come back from school
Ate Lunch
Played my Wii (Complited Mario Galaxy)
Played my Computer (See NG, See youtube, Make youtube vids)
Ate dinner
Saw NG at 22:00 (10:00 AM)
Sleep at 22:30 (10:30 AM)

Saturday 13 June
Wake up
Drink milk
Wear bathing suit
Go to a pool
Shower
Played Wii (Mario Strickers Charged)
Make a project
Ate dinner
Sleep at 21:30 (9:30 AM)

Friday 12 June
Wake up
Drink milk
Go to school
Ate lunch
Played my computer (NG stuff)
My friend came (Played some Wii)
More Computer
Ate dinner at my mom's friends
Sleep at 23:30 (11:30 AM)

BTW, can I do "How to curse in hebrew"?! (Or something)

At 6/15/09 03:59 AM, MarioFlashMovies wrote: My news:

Sunday 14 June
Wake up
Ate biscuit cake
See Newgrounds and YouTube stuff
Go to school
Come back from school
Ate Lunch
Played my Wii (Complited Mario Galaxy)
Played my Computer (See NG, See youtube, Make youtube vids)
Ate dinner
Saw NG at 22:00 (10:00 AM)
Sleep at 22:30 (10:30 AM)

Saturday 13 June
Wake up
Drink milk
Wear bathing suit
Go to a pool
Shower
Played Wii (Mario Strickers Charged)
Make a project
Ate dinner
Sleep at 21:30 (9:30 AM)

Friday 12 June
Wake up
Drink milk
Go to school
Ate lunch
Played my computer (NG stuff)
My friend came (Played some Wii)
More Computer
Ate dinner at my mom's friends
Sleep at 23:30 (11:30 AM)

Alright then.... I don't see how that is really relevant...

BTW, can I do "How to curse in hebrew"?! (Or something)

Bleh I'm trying to keep this ACAP (As clean as possible).

At 6/15/09 03:23 AM, RobertJ wrote: You know what, I want to make a website! It sounds fun, and I get to be a part of this great pile of epic epicness!! Hooray!! I might make a program as well if that's okay..

Sure, just Follow the guidelines.

Bleh I'm trying to keep this ACAP (As clean as possible).

How to speak hebrew?

New Update!
This is the first real update in a long time...

New Content:

"Downloads" Section of Newgrounds
Two secret wallpapers
Notepad
Sidebar options
New websites (Sorry, I didn't add Dugg, it corrupted my .fla file...)
More things to do in Doors Explorer
Dynamic Errors (I have a function that calls an error, assigns it a message, buttons, button labels, button functions, etc.)
A new secret...

Look out for:

A new NG radio skin. The current one is ugly.
Command Prompt (I'll be adding it LAST because it'll be easier when I have all the programs done)
More websites (Editpedia, Footbook, Twatter, etc.)

I need more ideas for:

Programs
Websites
Sidebar Gadgets

Here's a nice, juicy screenshot for y'all.

At 6/16/09 09:12 AM, Archon68 wrote: (Sorry, I didn't add Dugg, it corrupted my .fla file...)

Hmm. Really? I'll see what I can do to try to fix this.

At 6/16/09 12:42 PM, U-Gamer wrote: ARCHON, I think this idea could work. Okay, try to add an invisible FPS Counter. Try to make a code that checks if for 5 seconds the FPS is under 10 fps, then whatever windows are open will freeze until the FPS rises over 10 fps.

I'm sure you could understand that (right?).

Yeah.

That'd be a pretty cool feature--stop the flash if it starts lagging.

I'll get working on that.

At 6/19/09 03:57 PM, U-Gamer wrote:

At 6/16/09 01:56 PM, Archon68 wrote: stuff

Hi Archon. GameMark is a failure, too. I guess I can't help. Sorry.

It's alright, I'm doing just fine on my own. :-)

I think I fixed dugg:

Two links, in case the first doesn't work, try the second:

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/190609/7 6912_DUGG.fla

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/190609/7 6920_DUGG_8.fla

At 6/19/09 09:22 PM, Ironosaur wrote: I think I fixed dugg:

Two links, in case the first doesn't work, try the second:

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/190609/7 6912_DUGG.fla

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/190609/7 6920_DUGG_8.fla

Ok, something in your .fla file is broken. Luckily I made an extra copy of "Windows Doors.fla" so I'd have a backup. I re added dugg and, guess what? The .fla file is corrupted.

:-P

A change to the invisible FPS counter: when the FPS is low (<10 fps), switch the Flash to low quality.
Ohh... CaN i MaKe A sItE? (It'S a PaRoDy Of linux.com)

At 6/20/09 10:36 AM, iMate900 wrote: A change to the invisible FPS counter: when the FPS is low (<10 fps), switch the Flash to low quality.
Ohh... CaN i MaKe A sItE? (It'S a PaRoDy Of linux.com)

Sure, go for it.

Back up your fla file:

Main
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SVAISCLZ
In case Main breaks
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=551AGV7U

I think I may have fixed it by transferring it.

At 6/20/09 09:23 PM, Ironosaur wrote: Back up your fla file:

Main
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SVAISCLZ
In case Main breaks
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=551AGV7U

I think I may have fixed it by transferring it.

Something in that file is screwed up. I tried adding both to Doors, and it got corrupted for both of them. I think your images are corrupted.

Are you guys ready to see what I've been working on in the past few days?

"YES!"

Alright, here goes:

It's Windows Doors Media Player. 278 lines of code, perfected to make it extremely simple to use. Not just for the player, but for me, and anyone else working on Windows Doors. It's very simple to spawn (just like with any other program in Windows Doors) and you can load an array of your music into it, and it'll be loaded into your playlist. I'll post a tutorial about how to use it at the bottom of the Windows Doors Submission Guidelines.

And the visualization--perfectly coded to simulate a real visualization. Every 250 milliseconds, a random percent of a random number is either subtracted or added to a random percent of each bar, and a new color is assigned. It may sound stupid, but it looks freakin' realistic.

tl;dr? Windows Doors is fucking amazing.

Screenshot:

Your work is great! Keep it up!
I played your demo shown in the first page of this topic and I find it amazing. Perfect illusion! ^^

POOOOOOGGGLLLEEE

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Questions:

What's one thing from the old spoof that you'd like to see in the new one?

What are some programs you'd like to see in Windows Doors?

What are some websites you'd like to see in Windows Doors?

I can't believe it, I'm starting to run out of ideas!