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Weird phobias

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Weird phobias 2008-12-09 14:45:12


Since I was fourteen I've had an obsessive phobia that if I sleep in a certain position, my testicles will become lodged up my anus.

Share and discuss.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 14:51:51


I'm afraid of heights, which is weird because I'm training to become a professional pilot.


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 14:56:30


here are some wierd fears that i can think of
yourself
your wife
sex
michal jackson (maybe not that wierd)
pooping
waking up as the oppisite gender
being possesed by your mom
you climbing into a mirror and getting shot by youself
the sun spontaniesuly combusting
a garbage truck turning into a giant chicken that then explodes and kills the presedent who turns into a zombie and eats you
that's all


you may be here someday and that day you shall fear

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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:01:27


At 12/9/08 02:50 PM, VitaminP wrote:
At 12/9/08 02:45 PM, Sidorio wrote: Since I was fourteen I've had an obsessive phobia that if I sleep in a certain position, my testicles will become lodged up my anus.

Share and discuss.
Out of interest what postions was it? Also I have no "weird" phobias

On my back with my legs in a V shape.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:02:44


I was just browsing some site my firend found at school. Let me name a few
Can't be bothered to write a full list soo...

Pternophobia - Fear of Being tickled by feathers
Panphobia - Fear of Everything
Ithyphallophobia - Fear OF Erections
Ambulophobia - Fear of Walking
Alektorophobia - Fear of Chickens
Chrometophobia/Chrematophobia - Fear of Money
Macrophobia - Fear of long waits
Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables.
Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:05:02


when i was 7 i had a fear of chickens....

Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:08:08


I get a headache thinking about putting my head through small spaces, Like prison bars, even looking at bar fences hurts me 'ead sometimes. I'd call that a fear of mine.


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:11:43


At the age of 4, a cock-roach crawled on me. Scared me crapless, and it still haunts me. So I can't be seen in the same room as a roach without freaking out.


PS3 ID: MEPHILIS

If you're using a sniper rifle, it's called sniping. When you're NOT using a sniper rifle, it's called camping.

Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:12:36


Poozyphobia. Shit scares me sometimes.


S&Box, the gameĀ Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:17:44


I used to be scared of Darth Maul ripping my face apart, before stabbing me in my empty eye sockets with a lightsabre. True story.


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:27:46


When I was younger I was scared of those doors on machines where you get things from for example the ones where you out money in and sweets come out. I was frightenedthat if I put my hand in too far I would get sucked into the machine.

oh the horror

Weird phobias


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:30:37


Hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia.
You can guess what it means.

Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:32:08


At 12/9/08 03:30 PM, MICHhimself wrote: Hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia.
You can guess what it means.

Fear of long words


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:34:51


I lol'd


illicit makes a damn good signature.

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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-09 15:41:03


3 fears of mine:
1) Getting into a lift and the doors closing and never opening again.
2) Ladders altogether. They just look like they are going to fall down as soon as you get halfway up.
3) Heights. Cliffs, high ladders (see 2) , those zipline things at adventure holidays etc.


When I grow up I want to be a Clock Crew Member!

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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:14:40


At 12/9/08 02:56 PM, deth-x wrote: you climbing into a mirror and getting shot by youself

ha! that's a good one.

This phobia is kinda weird: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia It's the fear of long words.

oh the irony. It's a funny name, and it's funny because some jerk doctor made the name just to scare people with the phobia.


The cake is a lie.

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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:17:23


I have one very strong fear. I don't even think it has a phobia word, but it's the fear of uncertainty. Quite annoying really.


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:18:25


Some people are scared of escolators.


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:18:55


At 12/9/08 02:56 PM, deth-x wrote: here are some wierd fears that i can think of
yourself
your wife
sex
michal jackson (maybe not that wierd)
pooping
waking up as the oppisite gender
being possesed by your mom
you climbing into a mirror and getting shot by youself
the sun spontaniesuly combusting
a garbage truck turning into a giant chicken that then explodes and kills the presedent who turns into a zombie and eats you
that's all

OHHH HAHAHAHAHA.
No, not funny. You fail epicly. Get some good jokes.


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:21:16


At 12/9/08 03:12 PM, milinko959 wrote: Poozyphobia. Shit scares me sometimes.

Amen. That shit is VERY scary.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.

I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:21:32


I'm afraid of cephallopods, like octopi and squids. They creep me the hell out.


Biggest mistake in life #3 : Mispronouncing "Niger" while giving a speech in Africa.

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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:21:56


I have intense Cyprinophobia.

Don't know what it is? Google it.

Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:24:57


At 12/9/08 03:30 PM, MICHhimself wrote: Hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia.
You can guess what it means.

fear of long words.

Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:26:56


I have no wierd phobias but one that always makes me laugh is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. It's the longest word I know and ironically it is the fear of long words. If you don't believe me look it up.


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:28:17


I currently have two fears I'm sure of

1. Acrophobia: Fear of heights

2. Nephophobia: Fear of clouds

I believe the second one requires an explanation. I'm not afraid of clouds in pictures, but only in real-life. Its probably due to me acrophobia, the cloud high above me are frightening.


Hmm, I think I'm supposed to write something here.

Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:28:58


I used to be afraid that berries on a cemetery would spawn deadly spiders, when I was a kid.
A weird extension of arachnophobia, I guess


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:32:21


At 12/15/08 05:26 PM, danwolves wrote: I have no wierd phobias but one that always makes me laugh is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. It's the longest word I know and ironically it is the fear of long words. If you don't believe me look it up.

i just said that.

Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:34:58


I'm afraid of the giant ass mcdonalds sign. I'm not joking, it creeps the shit out of me.


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:35:54


Bridges.


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Response to Weird phobias 2008-12-15 17:41:59


Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia- Fear of noise.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Algophobia- Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia- Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.(Ancraophobia)
Anginophobia- Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Antlophobia- Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia or Astrapophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia)
Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia. (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.
Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.

B-
Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Bathophobia- Fear of depth.
Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Blennophobia- Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Brontophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

C-
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia or Cainotophobia- Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia or Keraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia- Fear of cold.(Frigophobia, Psychophobia)
Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia- Fear of food.(Sitophobia, Sitiophobia)
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia- Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia- The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia or Kymophobia- Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

D-
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia)
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.
Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions.
Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia, Oikophobia)
Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.
Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.

E-
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings.(Domatophobia, Oikophobia)
Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia)
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.
Enetophobia- Fear of pins.
Enochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia- Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Eosophobia- Fear of dawn or daylight.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia- Fear of horses.
Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.