Attention ladies and gentlemen. I have something to present that may shock and disturb you. I suggest those that are faint of heart to turn away now.
After a shocking discovery using various web tools, I have come to a dramatic conclusion.
Woodrow Wilson is Hitler.
That's right. Our beloved 28th president is, in fact, one of the most infamous characters in history.
I cannot describe how terrible I feel at this point. Please share your insight on these findings.