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Date
11/21/2010
File Info
Song
6.9 MB
7 min 32 sec
Score
4.18 / 5.00

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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Heavy Metal
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Author Comments

The third song from Michael Jacksons Dick. This one features JJ, Maff, me and new to MJD, Kyle.
The rest of the 48 vocalists couldn't make it this time. Haaa
It was recorded Saturday night on the 20th November 2010 and is the longest and greates MJD song so far. Who knows, we might start taking this seriously one day! hahaha
If you've not heared the other MJD tracks we've made, then I should warn you that if you're easily offended (in other words, a faggot) then don't bother listening. The aim of these songs is to come up with the stupidest, most immature, offensive horrible lyrics we can think of then shit them out of our mouths over some brutal riffage!!

Guitar, Bass and Drums - Me
Vocals - everyone!

Lyrics:

JJ:
ARISE!
Sodomy is a dish best served
with a drill up your cunt.

Me:
Rolling around in aborted fetuses
Hoping my erection penetrates
One of their mouths. Uuuuuhhhrrrrggghhh!!!

Kyle:
I will rip off your tits and wear them for SLIPPERS!!!

Maff: (or Chris Barnes!?)
My testicles are full of sperm
I need to unload them, onto a fucking CACTUS!!

JJ:
I bit the head, off a flamingo
While your limbless mother,
struggled in BINGO!!!

Me:
When I found out that
The cancer didn't kill you
I was so angry that I
pulled my baby out of my girlfriends fucking cunt
and threw it into the fucking wall
WITH ALL, MY FUCKING MIGHT!!!

Kyle:
Pregnant bitch,
Lying naked on the fucking floor
I'll fuck, you with an axe
And rape the left over piles of gore!

All:
GOOOOORREEEEE!!!!!

Shit as fuck solo - Me

Me:
I take you from behind
And stick it in your arse
At first you find it's nice
till you realise it's a pick axe!
My cock was forged
IN THE HOLY FLAMES OF HELL! (wtf!)
On the day I shoved it up your cunt
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN RID OF THE SMELL!!

JJ:
I kill people weaker than me
I'll kill you if you disagree
I saw a cancer ridden boy
with a fucking stammer
So I crushed his face to bits
with a fuckin' JACK HAMMER!!!

Maff:
Look at your face what a fucking disgrace
I want to fill it with my population paste!

Kyle (and me doing back up vox):
Thousands of tampons
Shoved up your twat
Squeeze them all out
and feed them to the cat.

Maff:
I want to fuck the mouth
of a predator
because it looks like
a juicy minge!!

All:
We take your virginity
Raping for infinity
We, are,
Black n Decker
Fanny Wrecker
We, are,
Black n Decker
Fanny Wrecker!!

JJ's fucked up take:
I kill people weaker than me
I'll kill you if you disagree
I saw a cancer ridden boy
with a fucking stammer
So I crushed his face to bits
with a fuckin' JACK HAMMER!!!

Cheers for listening. There's more to cum out Michael Jacksons Dick soon....

Reviews


BuoyBuoy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

what the fuck


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GoreBastard responds:

Indeeeed!


hazihazi

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuck

Fuck you. this is fucking halarious. I made a song called piss on your cat. this kinda reminds me of that.


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GoreBastard responds:

I'll check that out!


KwingKwing

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I Appreciate Nonsense

The riffs are nice, but it sounds like you could use more symbols. The vocal content is obviously the center of the song, and I must say it's rather interesting. And in a way, it really speaks to me.

Funny shit man. :)


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GoreBastard responds:

Thanks man!!
Yeah, my drum program sucks balls.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeerz!


Burn7Burn7

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Okay, okay...

Fine. I'll fucking review this song. Only because reading your lyrics made my face do this @.@,

And then this O.o

And then this :D

The song itself is pretty cool overall, I like a few of the riffs in there and the lyrics are... alright, I'm starting a new paragraph for the lyrics.

Amazing.

That is all.

If you ever want a guest vocalist, just ask me. Because I could write something wondrous to go right along with what you've got.

I also like how you're all laughing throughout the whole thing. Metal and humor go together like Pancakes and a box of nails. But as long as you're into blood, then it's a pretty good combination.


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GoreBastard responds:

Thanks man.
Yeah, I didn't want to edit out the laughter. Leaving it in was funnier!

Cheers and beers!


rad376rad376

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

what?

This would be good if it had no lyrics...it...what..no...just stop...fuckin a fetus is just horrible, if this is a joke its all good but if not and you think about this stuff daily, find some help.
my constructive criticism is to take out the lyrics XD


GoreBastard responds:

Fucking hell, of course it's a joke. Jesus fucking Christ.