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Conflictuation
'Tween sovereign nations.
It seems so laughable.
It could be solved with some capital.
Our golden arches
Protect us from marches.
Protects the integrity
Of the victims of foreign policy; ours.

We need to ratify
A bill that will give most every guy
Reasons to trade with the browns.
Peace isn't so afar
A McDonald's in Northern Kandahar
Will help to erase Muslim frowns.

If Swedes ship some Audis
To help placate Saudis,
We could save face again
In the place of all the Iranians.
Float down our dollar;
Mosques with popped collars.
We could be Galahad
In Fallujah and in Islamabad; so,

We'll give our progeny
The gift of global homogeny.
Let's form a united blob.
Oh, the simplicity;
To eliminate all ethnicities.
Muhammed just transforms into Bob.