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Aug 24, 2009 | 5:39 PM EDT
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5.2 MB
2 min 18 sec
4.37 / 5.00

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The final remastered version of Ice Cream Man! Off our new CD When Ninja Monkeys Attack!! Please download this song, it's free music and you have absolutely nothing to lose =P. Also, check out Gifted But Twisted on iTunes, youtube and myspace for more music =D


Well I'm a piece of white trash
living in the suburbs
working minimum wage
'cause I'm dumber than a turd
dropped out of fifth grade
living on welfare
I don't have an ID
but I don't really care
I couldn't find a job
it really was quite tiring
and then I saw an ad
ice cream man now hiring
I took my mother's mini-van
I stole that piece of crap
boom kiddies
the ice cream man is back

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van

Well I'm driving down the street
shootin' kids with a 40
Listen in closely
This is a good story
I guess a little skaterpunk
didn't really like me
I said "What you want?"
and he said "Bite me!"
so I took the scooper
and shoved it up his pooper
and he's been limping for days
and I just sat
I sat and laughed
as the little punk waddled away

I am the ice cream man
Running over kids in my mini-van



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Stuck in my head forever



Rated 5 / 5 stars


omg, can't believe after all the times i've listened to this i've never actually REVIEWED it. i like it, the guitar sounds awesome, and the lyrics were funny as hell. we need people like you to rescue punk rock from the emos.

nothing against emos. i'm just not one.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Just one problem.

The lyrics.. You have too many and's in there. I know it's a short review--but that's the only thing I can offer. Sorry =P 5/5

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


nice lyrics! hehehe :D
Btw mind checking on my new song? DJY[Over the line]Original mix appreciate it!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lol ice cream man

Not my type of music.

but still cool.

10/10 :D

"Running over kids in my mini-van" lol