"You notice a sign outside your place of employment."

Wanted: Bosa Lacrioso

Accusations: Assault with a deadly weapon, First degree murder, Conspiracy, Battery, and Resisting arrest.

Description: Noted as a former special operations agent, Bosa Lacrioso has caused the death of a well known celebrity (Mark Mitchells) and has also threatened the lives of a few ccontributing music authors and artists. Some of these are somewhat known (MaestroRap, Rucklus, Paradox9, Milkman Sam) but other not-so-well-known artists have also been targeted (You.) All deaths seem to be in a pattern - as they are all related to persons of importance. There is a nationwide manhunt for this fugitive and any information on the individual should be reported to your local police department.

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Known Relatives: Mario Paladino, Gushluk Vernkuk, Thomas J. Fulp, Yosamuta Yashu, and Jorge Elmondo.

"You faintly recognize the name, but you could care less because your fans await your arrival at the book club ceremony tonight! It seems that insecure women everywhere are just dying to get their hands on your new fitness novel, 'How to Not Eat so Much.' Well, you head to your car and you notice something odd inside: a package. You open the package and you find a letter within. Horribly scribbled, you make out a few words."

"Dear Fellow,

I'm going to kill you.

Signed,
Bosa Lacrioso"

"As you look up out of fear, you see a red dot on your forehead as you gaze at your rear-view mirror. You quickly and immediately duck as a gunshot is let off. Driving away you begin to panic.
There is a car following you closely and wildly. Your heart is beating out of your chest and your breath is hastened. Going as fast as you can in hopes of losing your pursuer, you notice the highway. That prayer you said a while ago came in handy after all. Cars swerve to avoid your reckless behavior, but Bosa keeps following you! Time is limited, and soon Bosa's car will be beside yours. This stupid station wagon is junk! Just when all seemed to be at its worse, your vehicle comes to a halt - as you're out of gas! you puul over to the side, Bosa pulls over as well. You both get out of your vehicles and..."