This is based on yet another true story. (I've been a little consumed by gaming lately.) I was playing Final Fantasy and found a useful Thunder shield to make my main character lightning-proof. (For some reason lightning and thunder are the same thing in these games.) Anyway, I equip the shield and SURPRISE!!! Another battle...So, I decide to actually use "provoke" so that the magic caster only would attack my main character.

I thought to myself, "Ha! You're going to cast Thunder like always, but it won't get me this time...NO! Not this time."

...So it lit him on fire.

He's not fire-proof.

The intensity of my middle figure flipping off the screen was enough to scare the spiders in my bedroom.