This was one of the best episodes ever! It's mostly because it was about cats! Cats are awesome! Well, this cat was kind of evil. I doubt he was literally smoking a cigarette. The ear joke was amazing.
I was waiting to get to the part where he attacked you. You really put some good backstory into this cat. I am glad to have never run into a cat like that. I don't know much about cross eyed cats. He definitely looks scary.