I lost 5 minutes of my life and want them back.
I had a better time reading the reviews that mocked the movie than actually watching it. What time was wasted here could have easily been spent doing other, mor pleasant things, like for instance, Masturbating, watching paint dry, and decapitating myself with a belt sander. Root canal also comes to mind, off the top of my head.
Just to reiterate the fact that I thought this movie was a total waste of my life, and that I feel more stupid just for watching it, I think I will gouge myself in the eye with a rusty spoon to dull the image that has been burnt into my retinas.