That's a lot of fun, kids
So the guy wants a vagina for Christmas, hmm? Those require a lot of maintenance and tender, loving care. I hope he knows what he's getting himself into.
Still, the wonders of owning such a fine tool are varied, and many. It listens to you when you've had a rough day, and hardly EVER complains when you go horseback riding. And golly whiz, I thought I was the only person who did that trick with the postage stamps! *giggle!*
Still, I can relate to this song in a sense; I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have a penis. A penis... for Christmas, perhaps? Yeah! OH, can you just imagine the joy upon my little androgynous face if I pulled a long, fat, big 'un out of my stocking on Christmas morn? Think of everything I'd be able to do with a penis: orchestrate wars... think of people with vaginas as "lesser beings"... find farts funny...
Wow! That would be SOOO cool.
Orrr, ah... then again, maybe I'll just stick to my current appliance. I assume they're both about equally fun to have..