A true Turd
All i can hear is breathing on the mike!
Needs to be annoyingly loud just to make out
words. What were you thinking?
Reviews for "Sprite Quest Part One"
Ok...
Voices are unclear, no emotion...
Animation and stuff is choppy...
Lip Synch sucks...
Sorry, but the only think I liked was the music and the map joke (Which would have been funnier with better voice acting).
I would throw my own flaming organs at you.
This can not be turd of the week.
This is a War Crime, and against the Geneva Convention as an act of attempted genocide.
I'd rather have my tounge ripped out by a homosexual Nazi and have it jammed in my ear then have to watch this again.
I should report you to PETA too, because I'm sure anyone watchingt his with a pet would be crying at Fido's funeral the next morning... poor little bugger couldn't handle the pain.
This movie is one of the reasons I think the Universe should implode.
Oh, and I hope if you ever make another Flash movie, Steven Hawking and his Cybernetic Army come and warp your d*ck to just the other side of mars while sucking out all of your cartilage with a drinking straw.
(P.S. Seriously, I think you should try again =) Your next movie might be better... after all, there's only so many people to kill, eh? Good luck kid, you know more about flash than I do.)
I would suggest never make another again..
This was not the best but by far not the worst. But just to save you the humiliation please I think I speak on behalf of everyone who watched this please never make a flash movie again.
Can we say Effort
That and learn to hold the mic AWAY from your mouth...clear sound works that way. And how about a plot? Even most pornos have a plot, all be it a shitty one. Try MUCH harder