I know what you're thinking.
Man, you wish that everyone was as stupid as you, so they would like this piece of tastless, lazy piece of shit. Too bad some people have brains, eh?
Anyways, go ahead and use your best insult and call me a "fag," I could care less if you think I'm gay or not.
And yes, if I had both the time and interest, I could make a better movie then this.