Nothing to see here folks, move along.....
So a guy with no legs flying? Thats gold baby, pure fucking gold!
Reviews for "Half-Bodied Man"
uhuh?
the only reason i can think of as to why its score is currently at 3.34 is because some people might find it funny. i, on the other hand, am slightly harder to amuse.
it's the turd that steams
There's a lot of waiting just to see "disabled superhero!!!" blow up a robot. To be continued... as if there's actually something to continue.
SUCKED MONKEY ASS
DUDE! WHAT THE **ll DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING? DID YOU LIKE WET YOUR PANTS AND GO CRAZY? THIS SUCKED MONKEY ASS I'M VOTING ZERO BITCH!!
ALL I FUCKIN' LIKE ABOUT THIS IS THAT PRETTY COOL GUN THAT RED DUDE HAD
oh dear.
To be continued? erm, hope u register your copy of 3Dfx by then... the whole thing stank, the best part was the fact that the sound was quite good quality... but thats not a feature that makes frontpage too often.
GFX, try some hand drawn / shaded things, auto shading on a grand scale doesnt work too good.
also.. try to vary 'half bodied' mans flight path.... it got boring watching as he took exactly the same route accross the screen for the 3rd time... *sigh*
SFX.. the 'background bits were good, clear good volume etc... but there were NO sound effects, a few wooshes and some effects at the end would help.
as for funny, nope fraind not, too boring to be funny, coulda been. but wasnt.