Thanks for the free Medal!
Reviews for "Walking Simulator"
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Coming from such a riveting title as Death Standing While Shitting I have to say, this game sucks slightly less than that one and it really has me questioning video games as an art form. If we can express ourselves in the single click of a button, a single step in the right direction, one single medal earned on Newgrounds, one single review that's about one paragraph long, then why can't they just give us the cum? Truly, the question of our age needs to be one of qualitative versus quantitative cumage from these soulless, conglomerate, super-ultra-mega big bucks, Daddy, please spank me types. How much mileage, or cumage, are we really getting out of entertainment these days? 1 mile of cum? 2? 10 perhaps? Or maybe, just maybe, we are all getting 0 miles of cumage no matter the shitty walks our Silicon valley overlords simulate for us as we walk together forever in this, the ultimate simulation that is simply our most fortuitous lives. Anyways, I give this game a 5 star review. Thanks, girlfriend.
dloppp responds:
sou ka
Haha nice
Well the game kind of like a tutorial but then not, the walking was fast and easy lol, could be improved with more walking elements more medals etc, it was an entertaining game though
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For this description (not just the author's comments but also the thumbnail) you get a passing judgement from me. I guess it...does deserve a low score? Well, whatever I'm glad I played it. I'm also proud to be its first and possibly only reviewer. You are a troll, but in a funny way. I have in fact complained about these games being too hard.
Hmm, I won't reveal how to get the medal. I want everyone to challenge themselves on how to get it. Why did this character have no arms and only legs? That is such poor design! It may be the most Miscellaneous crew I've ever seen.