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Reviews for "goldilocks"

great, but horrible...

I can't deny that the quality of this flash was excellent. I can say, however, that if this is what people today actually want to see, we all need to take a serious look at what we've become.

hmmm

That was boring, to predictable. The graphics were okay. The sound was a big disaster though, probably why the subtitles are in.

I don't know what to think

I have heard of people who get off on the idea of mutilation and brutality of women.
I'm trying to decide if the author's one of those people, has some weird conception
of 'art', or whether there's some kind of hidden symbolism, a profound metaphor buried
deep beyond the initial fucking twisted premise. Either that, or its some kid whose
really into death and violence. If so, fuck you.

I don't get this.

I don't understand the rave reviews this movie has gotten. Nothing about it particularly stands out in any technical sense, and as far as "art", I don't understand why panning around the aftermath of a grizzly murder for a painfully long time (painfully in that "why isn't this over yet" sort of way) is some kind of godsend to the flash world.

People puzzle over the meanings in this thing. I puzzle over how someone can think there's something inherently deep about this guy jacking off by trying to shock people. I'm sorry but I can't recommend this to anybody. You get a 2. Nothing too new or interesting.

Wierd

Well, it was definitely pretty sick. And the wierd bass at certain scenes actually vibrated the floors, which was pretty cool. But it moved very slowly, and what the hell was that symbol that was made to seem so important?