Allow me to use the English language, comprised of the Latin alphabet and originating from medieval England, to express a highly important message that communicates to you your final and primary directive within this series of activities, which you accessed by means of the Internet through your computer (Please pay no attention to any of the intrusive wounds that may have been bored into the fourth wall by the previous few sentences).
Clearly, at this time you are confident that you are here in order to receive attention directly from me and only to you, provided with the intent of assisting you in the expansion of your intellectual knowledge and culture within the vast and mystical topic of Science. Therefore, I will now create sound while modifying the shape of my mouth in an attempt to generate unique frequencies of sound suitable for interpretation by your brain to correctly decipher the message in which I make use of rhetoric in order to communicate to you that the aforementioned belief you harbor regarding the nature of myself and the reason you have found yourself in this location is entirely incorrect.
Your intrinsic form inherently means that you are physically composed of a variety of organic structures on which I thrive -- and surely, it is now clear what you are truly doing in this place that I have constructed. Your final task is to attempt an evasion from being influenced physically by the grasp of my own person. I assure you, however, that this task is impossible and that attempting to complete it is futile in all possible aspects. You are likely interested in knowing whether I value your life enough to state a satisfactory 'final phrase' for you to hear, or permit you to state one of your own, and you would be right if you guessed that I am not.
Additionally, even though at this very moment I could very easily consume you, for some unexplainable reason I will instead choose to wait until you have at least a sliver of a chance of escaping to begin my attempt. Because this universe does not truly exist, its events can be bent to the will of its designer and therefore you will likely emerge (mostly) free of my influence. So despite the inevitable event that is to come in several minutes, the climactic sequence will now begin in order to waste more of your time which seems to be the only control I truly have over your life.
