for those who dont understand alien, ill translate in the form of text captions.
intro music playing 00:1 - 00:8
Elon: (thawing) Gaaaasp! (cringy yes i know but how else was i supposed to word that?
computer: beeping and shit
Aliens: appear for a millisecond, disappear and (presumably) send out their negotiator.
N Alien (n for negotiator): sooooo.
N Alien: didn't go well for your kind, huh?
Elon: well, yeah. I mean, who could've predicted the pseudoscience artificial intelligence would go, sour and well. Essentially doom mankind.
N Alien: added.
Elon: y'know what i mean?
N Alien: did you? (what?)
Elon: Hm, yeah maybe. (they are speaking the language of the gods.)
Elon: how about the kazoolo guy waking up and hatching from the earth like an egg.
N Alien: (silence, possibly considering destroying the intruder)
Elon: did he predate back to... i cant remember.
N Alien: y- yeah yeah ye yeah
Elon: oh right yeah.
Elon: yeah well it sounded stupid at the time, (deep inhale) but i mean, not as much sitting here now.
Elon Friggin Musk: i need a second chance, a.. second chance to save the world, y'know?
N Alien: yeah man, i hear ya. ok so uh, when you return... you're gonna birth a child. (da faq?)
Elon: mah next o kin.
N Alien: (this line sounded weird, so take this one with a grain of salt.) you shall give my gift c- (cough?) an- and the key.
Elon: alright. whats his name?
N Alien: uhhhhhhh. i dunno. (made me die of laughter)
N Alien: hows (HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING)?
Elon: X Æ A-Xii? sure.
N Alien: (inhales once more) fantastic. all i need in return for kind's salvation, is your sweet ride. (seriously? a cybertruck? that's all we needed?)
Ball?: (comes out of nowhere and hits the trucks windshield)
Elon: t- the cybertruck? wha? no. no way man. you cant just leave me out in space. how am i gonna get back home? (stupid smug face here) this is my ride. this is who i am now.
N Alien: (fucking posseses elon) not now baby!
Elon: AUUUUGH!!!
Doctor? Nurse? Something: its a beautiful boy! whats his name gonna be?
Talulah: oh its gonna be (MORE HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING)
Doc, Nurse, whatever. thats a. beautiful name... (great cover story lady.) i can tell this boys going to be very. special (eyes become alien)
there you have it folks, the full rough translation. please message me if i screwed it up somehow. I hope yall find this useful.
EDIT: Eeeeey they made captions for it. I was suuuuper wrong.