This is so accurate, it hurts!
Reviews for "Every Printer Ever"
Printers come from hell, sent directly by Satan, to make our lives miserable.
Don't buy any printers, go to a store and ask for your document to be printed.
Sooth.
Entertaining tale that's true to life...
...Mine had a mandatory software update and bricked on me.
It does that every time... I thought I was the only one too... (the part with the printer noises was hilarious by the way)