Garbage
Reviews for "Vaporwave Pinball Soap"
Syrupmasterz' review is superb, read it thoroughly in case you really wanna stick to that idea and improve it... So far, this vaporwave pinball seems like made for someone who's never either played pinball or listened to vaporwave
Dont know what's worse:
The shitty jpeg in the background, the shitty music that isn't even vaporwave, or the game itself.
If you sought out to make garbage, then I applaud you.
This is barely a game at all.
The graphics are very basic and there seems to be invisible bumpers on the person himself that you cannot see at all.
The game has next to no game play value in it. You can hit with the paddles at the bottom but the soap will often times just slip right on through or just bounce off the paddles and fall through anyways.
The medals also seem next to impossible to earn or gain seeing as very few people have either of them at the time of my review.
The music is nowhere close to vaporwave and just seems to be some random Atari 2600 sounding song that you chose at random.
Overall, misleading title, difficult to earn medals, no score counter or anything, this "game" is just awful.
MELANIE MARTINEZ!!