*Planet earth theme plays* "Here in the wild plains of Newgrounds, there is work to be done. Deep below the surface, the Newgrounds white hare toils away in it's burrow. As a species, this hare is the only force in nature that moves as much soil, pound for pound, as mankind itself. This individual alone, with it's powerful leg muscles, the strongest in the animal kingdom, works at the rate of an industrial mining machine. Moving, on average, a mind-boggling seven tonnes of soil per minute. But despite it's incredible strength that has baffled the minds of scientists to this day, the hare is not fully safe. Danger lurks beneath the soil.
Worms. These Newgrounds worms, while small, have an insatiable apatite for rabbit. Each individual will consume about 300 Newgrounds hare within it's lifespan. And these are not the only threat awaiting this bizarre animal. The ants here, too have taken a liking to the hare and haev adapted to become specialized hunters, preying on the unsuspecting animals as they dig their massive burrows. Even the ant-lion, despite having originally evolved to feed on ants, cannot get enough.
Indeed, surrounded by attackers from every angle since birth, the Newgrounds hare has the lowest survivability of all mammals."