I did not know that NG started in the ice age
I was quite sure at least illiterate peasants founded it in the 1600s.
This is an simple game.. a game only a neanderthal could truly enjoy!
Reviews for "Sab I: Tubby Assassin"
it takes so fucking long for the intros to finish.
Interactivity? Where the hell is it?
This should be put in the strange shorts. Not only does it not make any sense, but there was no interactivity whatsoever. It game moved for you, and all you did was press the same damn button the whole time. I don't know what the author has against the BBC, but he sure as hell didn't show it well in this game. No one cares what you think bub, we just wanna shoot at things, not have a 30 minute intro, what is this a Woody Allen movie?
didnt even load
i downloaded it using save target as after it wouldnt start and it still didnt work. so if the spinning nuclear waste sign is meant to be the flash program then im sorry but this is worth 0. the sound just annoys the hell out of me. dunno whats wrong with it but just get it fixed.
Horrible
I really wish you would have revised this thing. This is a pretty bad game (and I don't mean good). BBC issues have relevance to people like me who have followed new grounds since the beginning. This account is new but I was always on newgrounds, I just had no reason to sign up. I think you need to go back to work on this. First is sound. Ditch the metal, find a longer loop. Sound issue resolved. Update the graphics, just repolish them. graphics done. Now this is where this gets ugly. You really need to work on interactivity if you want to justify calling this a game. Why can I beat this game with 5 mouse clicks? And why does it take almost 900 Kb to load those 5 mouse clicks? You need to make it longer and add some skill, any skill level to the game. Gameplay done. But leave the ending, it was the beacon of light in a dismal dungeon.