This really happened to you? That's a lot of wieners. Was that a screenshot from "Hot Fuzz" on the wall? I've heard great things about that movie. I'm fortunate enough to never be in a situation like this. A pity you were one day late for April Fool's Day.
Well, it was also Easter. Could have made something Easter related. Well, it does say April Fool's Day was away so this must have been made before that. Your voice is always funny. I guess your stuff could be more detailed.