All I wanted was my blue eyed babe but with his sack and his grin he winked and they rolled away
Got your cookies, got your milk
Got my pit bull chained to the chimney
You stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
NOTE: Lyrics copied from "All I Want For Christmas (is to kick your ass)" by the Midnight Riders. ALSO, you're a great artist and I don't actually want to kick your ass.