Reminds me of when I went to camp around that age. I also couldn't for the life of me take a shit during my stay there. Maybe we both came from the same lineage.
Reviews for "Sixth Grade Camp"
"NEVER PASS UP ON A CORN DOG"
I can't believe you referenced the stuck on a rollercoaster episode.
Great job, as always.
This is so epic, this should have at least 50.000 views by now. Its all so real. Again. Ecxept in Finland we have no corn dogs. We have dogs, but no corn. Our summer camp is nice and cold. You get a hot dog if you're lucky. It is amazing how all the exitement and eating camp food can make you skip the toilet for days.
In Finland we have special words for toilet in the wilderness. We have almost as many words for out-door pooping as the eskimoes have for the snow. Riuku = a improvised plank or a wooden pole you line up low between two trees, so you can sit on it to squeez. Huussi = toilet out in the back, behind the house, some times deeps in the woods. No one can hear you scream at the huussi.
The most fearfull experience on my childhood: Waking up at midnight. I have to go. The owls are howling. The wolves are howling louder. It is pitch black as I walk to the huussi out in the back corner of the camp site. I have to go. I am so scared to go alone into the night alone I almost poop in my pants.
Finally I get to the huussi. I open the door. I sit down. I am prepared to be eaten by a bear or sting by a viper. I sit down and nothing happens. I no longer have the deep calling. I just sit there and stare into the darkness.
I was in a bad mood until I saw this. Thank you!
Hilarious