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Reviews for "Calloused Hands"

My lil snake itz complete

First let me say that I am a huge fan of yours, Sexual-Lobster, and I very much enjoy your often offensive, over sexualized, and frequently disturbing sense of humor. The internet needs more content like only you can create. However, although it got a chuckle out of my fiancee, I failed to see the humor in this submission. As a songwriter I understand that creativity can be fickle at times, and for every good song, there are at least five to ten bad to really bad songs. So, personally, I would have chosen a better song to animate. There is a fine line between funny random, and just random. This animation and song seems to fall in the latter of the two. That is why I believed it missed the mark with me, it just seemed to go nowhere and that nowhere just wasn't that funny. The animation however was definitely on point, and that in itself deserves 4.5 stars. However, the song, the soul of the animation, fell short and that is the reason behind my low rating. Although many may disagree, I feel it is an honest interpretation and subsequent rating of the content.

The struggle is real

My only complaint is that this was a little too short. I would have to see more action. Is that how many nipples bears have? Well, I guess a bear god would have as many as he wants. It's nice to hear your voice again. I know what it's like to have hands like that.

I've grown to mostly just ignore them. They've gotten better. Lotion works in so many different ways. Penguins are always nice too. This was another great cartoon!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

Thanks Ericho. That beast is Zorgoth the Terrible, eight nippled devourer of salmon.

Funny song with great visuals to go along with it.

I can't help but think how amazing your art style would look fully animated (non-tweened), but I know from experience that can be almost impossible working as one person. Still, this was real good.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!