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Reviews for "Jesus Light +"

I really, really like the concept - but it's far to unforgiving. But hey, maybe that's the point. Impossible to make any progress and the image of Jesus should be a bit better to match the rest of the game.
The enemies are too much alike and creates a bit of a bore after about 1000 steps.

Much better. It's weird that the background goes the opposite way, but at least I can play now.

I said fuck you, now what?

Are we supposed to say "Forgive Me Jesus" in microphone mode to make his eyes light up? Because that literally doesn't work. Then again at the start when you can experiment with words, no matter how I say or pronounce "Forgive" it never registers as "Forgive". It's always registering like "Forged" or "Forget" or "Forked" or retarded stuff like that.

As for the medals, it's possible to get them in non-microphone mode, albeit with retarded amount of extra steps added.

Pretty sure you *must* use microphone to get Bad Words medal though. (Try the words in the title screen first until you get one that actually registers as what you say. It does no good if the game doesn't register it as what you actually said. You'll know if the word is replaced with asterisks that you've hit one that'll work in-game) Then say "Start" to start the game, pick a "sin", and try it out.

Also Atheist in non-microphone mode is simply ridiculous.

No cóż...
Jestem katolikiem i jestem świadom, że jesteś ateistą (lub szatanistą biorąc pod uwage, że narysowałeś odwrócony krzyż na dynii) i że ta gra ma być kpina z mojej wiary (no bo serio, "DANCING" wśród grzechów; jeśli chciałeś iść tą droga to mogłeś od razu napisać "HEAVY METAL" lub od razu "POKEMON").
Odsuwając sprawy religii na bok, gra ma całkiem fajny psychodeliczny klimat. Szkoda tylko że sie szybko nudzi.
Mimo tej bluźnierczej gry, ciągle cię lubie, Gurgie i twoje poczucie humoru.