Reviews for Earn to Die 2: Exodus

[Sreith]

First, the PROs.... I can't think of any...
Second, the CONs... boy are they numerous.
Annoying slow motion out of nowhere saying "Awesome" when you... basically drive like a grandma... i mean.. Seriously!?
Gas ru out from STEERING... so long as the vehicule has any kind of motion, gas run out.
incoherent and inconsistent rate of fuel. maxed motor and tank, still ran out of fuel at the same place, doing the same things, when first try was at 0 upgrades.
Every few "days" in game you receive an annoying "BUY THIS GAME FOR THAT PLATFORM NOW" kinda pop up. You know the "bought game" has NOTHING new and NOTHING more than this here. Why bother?
Music is way too repetitive, even for this kind of game.
Why does buying a GUN increase motor power? How is that possible?
Why does buying ARMOR upgrade makes you... FASTER AND MORE FUEL EFFICIENT!? 4 new game and counting only to confirm this. HOW!?
Apparently you can fly these vehicule... that's how i went through two-third of a stage with only boost upgrades. Why is this even a thing? Mythbuster proved this to be impossible without PROPER training and equipment. Buster got annihilated. really.
Color scheme is way too bland and "meh". So basically this is... the sahara metropolis? where is that in the US? Don't tell me "because it's post apocalyptic game therefore sand everywhere". Sand doesn't equal psot-apocalypse. Sand doesn't appear from zombies "just because".
Weird glitches can be found all over the places. I ran out of fuel being stuck in mid-air with both wheel somewhere outside the screen. Going uphill is literally half the game, yet... why are my wheels NEVER touching the uphill ground? Heck, I had to stop in order to touch the ground (then i somehow ended up on the roof of some destroyed bridge or building by flying upward).
Why is buying an upgrade so... cheap at first, then the price is multiplied by 100? Who the hell BUY a fuel tank for 139,000$ !? Even with foreing currency this is literally impossible.

Bundle all your game together and rename it "Learn to grind" then try to sell to some credible fool. You'll have better luck.

How is this daily 5th!? Sure it's good enough not to be Blamed, but it's far below the average 10th place. Heck it's even generous to give this a daily ranking.

The player should at least be rewarded with a basic story... or get to drive the ferrari in the credits or something. Anything!
Really, the less effort i put in playing this, the weirder it became.

[Lakawak]

I don't know why this is called EARN to Die 2 since here have been at least two others before it. I know this because the first one had almost UNIVERSAL negative comments regarding the idiotic constant slow motion crap that happens about 10 times per ride..even when you do the same thing you have done every time. Then the next version came along and sadly, the developers of this game basically said "WE don't care what you think about our game" because they not only left in the annoying slow motion, but now you didn't even get bonus money for it. So naturally, there was again almost universally negative comments regarding it. And lo be behold, the developers again gave us all a big "F*** you!" and let that feature in. There is n other explanation for it. Unless they are 10 years old, they can't possibly think it enhances the game. Now...if they ARE under 10 years old, then I take back this review. Because for a game written by a 9 year old, it IS pretty cool.

[squidbear]

I don't think it's worth the grind or money.

[ArithmeticLogicUnit]

Loved it 5 stars! I don't care if it's a demo, hell the first 2 levels are still worth 5 stars.

[deletedTAMyStudios]

You added multi-tier levels but no secrets or other game play elements to take advantage of them? There's a fully playable desktop version demo, but not a steam or PC release? I don't have a tablet. The tablet market is much smaller than the PC market overall (I think only about 1/3rd of people on the web have tablets capable of playing games), although I won't tell you how to run your business.

Part of me is just venting because I get access to a promotion, but the full game doesn't have a release for my platform. Another part of me is venting because the promotion itself seems kind of lame. There's so few story elements that would convince me to even want to convert over to the full version, and the way progress happens in this game feels really shallow and empty.

After every single run, you go a little further, earn just enough for the next upgrade, and then you can't play back in your old vehicles or previous levels.

I don't have enough of a vehicle fetish to be left off with "buy the full version!"