It all began in the 90s where i was the biggest motherfucker in the hood. Every chick south of the city knew my name and if you lived 40 squares' round my block... you'd be lucky if i didn't fucked your mother or your sisters. If you think now i make the pussies tremble on my presence you should have seen me back then. My mojo was just unstoppable. And those motherfuckers... Those motherfuckers where well aware of that. They came one night, and... *sob* :...( They fucked me right on the ass, they took my wife and daughter. They told me to stop being so damn sexual or I'll never see them again. ... they took me as thier bitch man, I started working for them, for the safety of the family. The safety of my children. Of my wife. I was forced to use all of my funk for the crullest purposes. The things i've done... they haunt me in my dreams till today bro. All those children! And thier parents! The old ladies! My god, I can't speak of it... But i've paid my sins dude, sure i have... I got the disease, man, the real shit. I don't got much time left I'm dying. So i needed to find a real man to countinue my legacy, to clean my mistakes, to average my losses! And that man... IS YOU! Kid...No...My friend, please, make good use of these powers. use your radness, your mastership in pussy, this gift i gave you. to bring good to people everywhere. Amend my failures. Now my fate is too vanish, as the sexy and sinful shadow i am... Farewell, my bro. And, thanks... Arrrrgh... KABOOM! R.I.P AFROFUNKLORD Wow that took ages PLZ MAKE A SEQUEL AFL's death cannot be in vain
Reviews for "Love me, fast!"
The name of your website fits really well.
THE PIMP HAND IS STRONG IN THIS ONE!
This is the funniest shit that I have ever played... ever. Thanks Black Dynamite. I'm sorry they fucked you on the ass homie.
Became the ultimate bitch lord in three tries. Five stars.