Blinded by the tears in my eyes, I give you 4.5 stars, probably more than it deserves. Something I needed man, almost choked on my drink after finishing the game, it was unexpected, ridiculous and mighty funny.
As a game, it's something of the past, like ye olde flash games, fast, short and funny. And random, I really like the feeling of it.
I completed in on third attempt, wasn't so hard once I stopped reading what they are telling me (thank you Fuck Town for teaching me this skill).
Stolen assets... goddammit, you even made me laugh at the credits.