Hilarious, cute, fun game. Definitely worth playing!
Reviews for "Love me, fast!"
This game was AMAAAAAZING! Loved the humor, art, and story. And I actually had fun talking to the girls. It was short and sweet. Would have loved for it to last even longer, but I think the shortness is part of the charm.
And as a girl, thank you for dedicating this to Anita's memory. Bless her soul and her dumb silver hoop earrings.
That was really enjoyable. One thing that is really nagging at me; I want to know the name of the song that plays during the game but its not listed in the credits. Its so deliciously funky, and I would love to find a digital version of it.
Excellent game though man. Keep posting here on newgrounds!
CreativeVomit responds:
You can't find it because it was made by our in-house composer, Bruno... BUT luckily enough, he uploaded a version of the main theme in his soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/bruno-ivan-amadori/love-me-fast-in-game
What getting 69 out of 100 doesn't gets you instantly laid!?
Blinded by the tears in my eyes, I give you 4.5 stars, probably more than it deserves. Something I needed man, almost choked on my drink after finishing the game, it was unexpected, ridiculous and mighty funny.
As a game, it's something of the past, like ye olde flash games, fast, short and funny. And random, I really like the feeling of it.
I completed in on third attempt, wasn't so hard once I stopped reading what they are telling me (thank you Fuck Town for teaching me this skill).
Stolen assets... goddammit, you even made me laugh at the credits.
CreativeVomit responds:
Reviews like yours are the fuel of my game puking, thanks!