Glory to the DPRK
Reviews for "DMZ Dash"
ARR HAIR KIM JONG UN AKA GREAT READER
Haha, I loved playing your games from last year. It's nice to see you return once more with another glorious video game. What makes the lack of challenge in this game amusing is the way it's carried out; right as I'm about to die from one more mine, our Father General comes heroically arrives to save the day with laser eyes that instantaneously destroy all mines that this loyal, hard-working farmer is about to walk over.
These games of yours are funny. It's fun to imagine the impossible tasks we can accomplish through service to our Dear Leader. Invincibility, perfection, and guaranteed victory... what more could you ask for? There's always other games which can actually provide some sort of challenge. This game, along with others developed by DPRK Studios, boast satirical value and/or quick amusement before returning to the salt mine.
WTF plus you cant even lose
This has to be a internet troller making these..I doubt North Korea would even have access to this place as they have a strict firewall and only 4-5 sites there..The rest are run on proxy servers in Holland,China,India,and N.Y. (yep somehow a American proxy hoster allows DPRK sites to be on their servers XD.
That aside..This game is terrible..You can't die no matter what..Un appears to save the day with his Lazer Eyes.