I can't decide if this is just meant as entertainment', to help society accept hairy manly men with breast implants or to celebrate randomness. I don't care though because you achieved all three with me! Cheers!
Reviews for "Ultimate Yacht Battle"
Sexual-Lobster responds:
all of my motives are ulterior.
you keep this up, that Russian will have to give you all his ounterfeight gold. If not, you can just get it back at gunpoint with, well... that was possibly the biggest Gauss Rifle ever made... can we keep it?
Yeah, but seriously, keep doing this stuff.
Art: 2, for all that oil you keep spraying on your actors for that extra bit o shiny. Not sure what else there is to say aside your still good at drawing.
Sound: 1.5, nice voice overs, as usual. Background sound was lacking a little.
Quality: 2, played smoothly, didn't lag or break sound sync, and was a good pixel size.
Creativity: 2 again. You just summed up every homosexual bad ass action movie with a Gauss rifle as big as... you get the idea. But alas, it was a little more random than I suspected, and it became cliche towards the end.
overall: 7.5/10
A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!
Holy fucking god, Gooseman is AWESOME.
It's not a boat! It's a yacht!