lmao at that that final message. Twas a nice commercial it was, and for a while there there was almost an incentive to buy too. :P Hope you sell out the sell-outs!
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Reviews for "ZONE-tan T-shirts!"
I died at the Yeast part, Dave you crack me up
It's funny enough, but still too much of an advertisment. I get that it's the whole point, but maybe it's misplaced. (The third star is because the fleshlight was not actually for sale)
Hm, never been much of a fan of Zt, mostly because it's a rather arrogant bitch without the balls to back it up :P Along with the fluctuating personality traits, combined with the kinda bloated/spoiled view on Zone as a whole. Still, to a degree, the view on Zone is partially justified xP (though still find the kinda "we're gods, what we say is law" is a tad bit too arrogant, even if made "for the luls") Even if it's kinda one sided and monotone in some areas, they still have some of the best partial balance to the porn content.
Trailing off aside, this... commercial I guess the correct term is was, was actually somewhat amusing. Though, found the majority of said amusement in the... whatever the guy's name is, lines. And can personally say the second shirt only partially applies, as they never have gone all the way per se :P The third falls a bit flat, but I blame that to solely catering to guys xP Aside from partially that one time... and actually to a degree counting the little "reach arounds" (huge fan of those though, very few do them), so I guess the third can be like, 5-15 % accurate for females as well. Not that Zone stuff is even aimed remotely to them, but yanno, it still doesn't do a crappy job at it like almost everyone else xD And prolly found the fourth shirt to be more amusing than I should have hehe.
And ah, Lemmy, that's what it's called. Had a discussion about that a while back with my community, we were somehow quite sure it was "Gary" or something xD And if that'd be a replica of her junk, I would say it'd be an impressive tattoo, but also a confirmation that she ain't got anything packing, at all xD Flat like a child xP Jokes felt a bit forced at the second-half, along with the end (didn't overly even get that one) though. Still, was quite amusing overall.
Hamburguer xD