I am Good old Jesus, The Hungry Furfag, my destiny and my biggest goal in life is to fuck the thoughts of 9001 bears at once.
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Reviews for "Fate Machine 1.0"
... I'm Unstable Hitler the most fucktarded Space marine; my destiny is to psychically control hobos. So... basically I'm just Hitler. I feel so much better about myself now... Now all I need to make my life complete is for Mel Brooks to impersonate me and shout "Hiel myself!"
I am Katamari Rival, the unstoppable camwhore, and my destiny is to infiltrate the pantheon of Greek gods.
Actually laughed out loud at that one. I liked it, but what would be really next level epic is if you could come back in the future and create short bits of game scenarios to play based on results, or maybe just a static scenario with different hats / expressions based on the random results so it isn't such a huge undertaking.
I am Angsty-as-fuck Sharplegs,the acid-ingesting vampire hunter...my destiny is to draw penises on 4chan....WTF Lolx
You are Ash Hitler, the hipster MILF. our destiny is to Troll all Mach men.