Full of glitches (like sometimes the houses don't let you move even though you're not even close to them and sometimes the police can't hit you) but still playable.
Reviews for "A Russian Valentine"
I kinda like this game for its primitive "one screen, one objective" gameplay style. It's a funny game that reminds me of a selection of "Atari Porn" titles the AVGN covered in an early video. As I go with reviewing submissions, I live by an important rule: not much to see, not much to criticize.
I managed to get all the cops in the perfect spots for the couple to kiss in the upper-right corner indefinitely. I guess if you implemented a high score table, we'd be leaving our computers on all day to farm points for the highest score we please.
May the force be with you!
Very grating and annoying sound. Game has no playability as a game, it's more of a social statement. That's fine, but I can only rate it as a game, in which case it's not fun or interesting and doesn't even cover anything I didn't already know about. I don't want to call anyone's efforts a waste of their own time, but I definitely didn't get anything out of it.
Almost immediately was able to maneuver the police in areas where I could kiss forever. It kind of ruin any experience I could have.
And did I miss something? Where is everyone getting that these are two gay guys? Maybe because I'm female I just viewed this as a woman and man.
music is painfull o listen... and i find it difficult to masturbate to.