Its really easy to cheat at the maze.
Heres a instruction manual to the badges
Sad Goodbye-click the start button and push "Shut Down" (You'll be clicking start alot)
BSOD-Go to recycle bin, and click "Delete All Files"
Calculator-Click start and click on calculator, then click "BUY NOW"
Flappy Bird-Click My Computer, then choose Flappy Disk.
Internet Explorer Very Fast- Click "Internet Explorer"(Which it turns into Google Chrome, once you hover you're mouse over it) and I BELIEVE type in something, but I think not.
Know More-Click start, than click Windows Media Player, click the play button.
Loser-When you're "Booting It" Click "Dafaq, no!"
Mail-Click start then Outlook.
MSN-Click "The Microsoft Network(Which turns into The Porn Network when you hover you're mouse over it)
Notepad-Click start, than Notepad.
Paint-Same as Notepad, but click Paint.
Printer-Same as Paint or Notepad, but click Virtual Printer
Professional Animation-Click Animation.swf
The Dark Secret-Honestly I forgot this one.
Toaster-Same as Paint, Notepad, or Printer, but click Virtual Toaster.
We Have A Winner-Move your mouse throughout the maze Hint:But you're mouse on the small green button at the start of the maze, and don't hit the sides!
Reviews for "Windows 59"
This is good, but it needs more pizzazz.
Reminds me of an old school NG game, from the early days of newgrounds lol
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/27549
I feel old now
deep just deep XD
v e r y f a s t v e r s i o n
jokes aside, this was pretty good. my fave kind of comedy is the random kind. also dig that animation.