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Reviews for "Bomb Threat"

lol that was a good one. I've never had anything like that happen too me at school or anywhere. How can the school keep you in the building if there is a bomb threat though? isn't there a law against that?

GOTTA LOVE FOURTH GRA-oh wait in this case gotta hate.

one this was hilarious (not the threat the way you presented it) and two im faving you for more stories haha

Something very simlar happened to be in high school, only they were smart enough to move everyone to an arena next to the school. Wanna know how the guy got caught? He posted it on Facebook!
So ya, I can relate.

What I take away from this:
"Oh my GOD, there was this bomb threat in school when I was 9 and it was so lame, I had to wait in school all day! The kids in my class were so DUMB! Thanks MOM!"
Comedy.

These "comedy routines" remain to be incredibly poor. The writing has this terribly arrogant, childish tone whilst the jokes are practically non-existant. I'm sure it appeals to children who look up to everyone who complain about how 'totally lame' life is, but to a common audience, this is outright obnoxious.

For all the whining you do, you take remarkably little work in these "animations", if you can call them that. Most of the assets are stolen from Google images and the few very poorly drawn ones are recycled again and again in a two frame montage. You don't take any effort in creating/finding a fitting score and instead settle for the effortless route of a free, harmless Kevin McCleod, whilst there are tons of musicians on the Portal who'd be MORE than glad to help out. There's no sense of color pallet, there's no interest in compositions or style what-so-ever.

It just looks (and especially sounds) to me that you don't even care about animation or comedy at all. This is just a platform for you to point massive arrows towards how 'dumb' your boring suburban life is, yelling for (frankly) unwarranted attention.

brewstew responds:

Thanks man! I don't live in the suburbs though. I appreciate all the time you've taken to review this!