blam this piece of crap!
Reviews for "Real Life Simulator"
i love this game. butt i didn't even get to play. butt i still love it.
PLEASE REATE IT 10! Sorry but you asked for a zero with that, besides "Probably only works in chrome, so don't get too worked up if it doesn't load." means you are both, a moron and a douche at the same time... hope you die from cancer
TheDefinitionOfGay responds:
I'm not 100% sure you've noticed, but both on the ludum dare website and newgrounds, the rating system only goes up to 5. This would lead most people to the conclusion that I was joking, but somehow it seems to have gone right over your head. Additionally, it would take a whole lot of arrogance for someone to ask for a high rating on newgrounds, as the rating system (as well as the comment system) is the sole purpose creators post content on this website. I am astounded that someone of clearly much higher intelligence than myself couldn't put two and two together and realise that "please rate 10" is a joke, however I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you playing an even more advanced prank by not getting my joke.
The game was only tested in chrome when I wrote the description, so it is only common courtesy to warn players in advance that the game should be played in that browser (which can be downloaded for free in several seconds). The game does indeed run in both firefox and chrome now, which are the two most widely used browsers, however if you find that it does not run in your browser of choice, feel free to correct it. The code is entirely open source and you can view it on the website in the description. I'm sure my coder would be glad to have someone, like yourself, who is much less of a moron show him how to correct his code to allow complete compatibility with all browsers.
WTF I can't even press the start button!
how do u interact